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(THE GO-GOs' "HEAD OVER HEELS"

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<i>♪ Been running so long ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I've nearly lost
All track of time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In every direction ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I couldn't see
The warning signs ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I must be losing it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause my mind
Plays tricks on me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It looked so easy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But you know
Looks sometimes deceive ♪</i>

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BOY: Move it, dorkus.

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MAN: Okay, I think you're next.
I'll take your ticket.

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Come right around this way.
Keep your back straight.

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Put your books down
on your lap.

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Now, look right up at the camera,
okay? Nice smile. Here we go.

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Let me focus right over here.
Okay. Get you in.

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That's good.

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Swing around this way
just a little bit, Gina.

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-It's Jenna.
-Look over here, Gina.

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It's Jenna!

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Oh, God.

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Oh, no.

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(BELL RINGING)

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I've had enough already.

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Hey, Jenna.

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Matt, please. No more pictures.

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{\an8}Come on. It's your 13th birthday.
We gotta document it.

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{\an8}-Hi, Tom-Tom.
-Hey, Jenna.

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{\an8}Hi, Beaver.
How's everything at the dam?

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-So how'd yours come out, Rink?
-Not so good.

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{\an8}Yeah, mine aren't so hot either.

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{\an8}-Tom-Tom, yours are great!
-Yours are the best.

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God, you're so photogenic.

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I'll meet you out front.

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Do whatever you want. It's not
like she needs a play-by-play.

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{\an8}-Freakazoid.
-See you.

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{\an8}Jenna, could I talk to you
a tiny sec?

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I told Chris Grandy me and the
Six Chicks were going to your party.

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-And he said he wanted to come with.
-Really?

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Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it,
because we really wanted to.

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-Didn't we, girls?
-Totally.

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-So, so much.
-We're so sorry.

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Miss Measly's up our butts
with this group project...

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and Chris is gonna help us out...

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so I guess he can't come either.

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{\an8}-I could write your report for you.
<i>-Fabuloso.</i>

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You know, I can't believe
you invited those clones.

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They're my friends.

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Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?

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Well, almost. And someday
I'm gonna be a Six Chick.

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There's six of them. That's the point.
There can't be a seventh Six Chick.

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It's just mathematically impossible.

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You're cooler than they are.
They're unoriginal.

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I don't wanna be original, Matty,
I wanna be cool.

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-Want some Razzles?
-Razzles are for kids.

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Exactly.

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<i>-Arrivederci.
-Au revoir.</i>

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(RICK SPRINGFIELD'S
JESSIE'S GIRL PLAYING)

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<i>♪ Jessie is a friend ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, I know he's been
A good friend of mine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But lately
Something's changed ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That ain't hard to define ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And she's watching him
With those eyes ♪</i>

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(DOOR OPENS)

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-Hey, sweetie.
-Happy birthday!

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{\an8}Tell us about your new
life as a teenager.

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{\an8}What did you do?
Are you wearing a bra?

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{\an8}-Go away!
-Oh, honey, what's wrong?

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{\an8}(WHISPERING)
Wayne. Self-image.

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-Jenna, it's going to be all right.
-It is not, Mom! Look at me!

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-This is not okay. This is fatal.
-It's not fatal, honey. It's realistic.

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I hate my life.

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You don't look like girls
in <i>Poise</i> magazine...

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but you're beautiful
in your own way.

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I don't wanna be beautiful
in my own way.

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I wanna look like these people.

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Oh, those aren't people, honey.
Those are models.

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"Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the
30s are the best years of your life."

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I wanna be 30.

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Well, you will be, honey.

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But right now you're my
beautiful 13-year-old.

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(MICHAEL JACKSON'S "THRILLER"
PLAYING)

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<i>♪ 'Cause this is
Thriller ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thriller night ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Girl
I can thrill you more ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Than any ghost
Would ever dare to try ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thriller ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thriller night ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So let me
Hold you tight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And share a
Killer, thriller ♪</i>

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-Happy birthday!
-Oh, my God.

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This is just part one of your present.
I got something else to give you later.

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What is it?

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You know how you always
wanted a Barbie Dream House?

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Well, I decided to make you
your own Jenna Dream House.

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-You made all this? Oh, Matty.
-Yeah.

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See, that's you in your bubble bath,
reading your favorite magazine.

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And there's your bedroom,
with a massive stereo...

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and every record ever made.

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The good ones.

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And there's that bum Rick Springfield
loafing on the couch.

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And there I am, to make sure the
creep keeps his hands to himself.

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Oh, almost forgot. Wishing dust.

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It says, "This wishing dust knows
what's in your heart of hearts.

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It'll make all your dreams
come true."

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(DOORBELL CHIMES)

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They're here.

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What do we do?

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(DOORBELL CHIMING)

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Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just
gonna put this away, okay?

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So there's room to dance.

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Put some music on.

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Dad, you promised you were
gonna stay upstairs. Go!

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Hi, guys. The party's downstairs.

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<i>Fabuloso.</i>

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(THE TALKING HEADS' "BURNING
DOWN THE HOUSE" PLAYING)

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<i>♪ Ah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Watch out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You might get
What you're after ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Cool babies ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Strange but not a stranger ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm an ordinary guy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Burning down the house ♪</i>

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-What is this?
-I'm not sure. It's Matt's.

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<i>♪ Hold tight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wait till the party's over ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hold tight ♪</i>

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(CLICKS)

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Sorry, Beave-head. Majority rules.

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(GIRLS LAUGHING)

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-Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeless people.
-(BELINDA CARLISLE'S MAD ABOUT YOU PLAYING)

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-Freak.
-Robot.

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<i>♪ Lost in your eyes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mad about love ♪</i>

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I'm gonna go next door
and get my Casio.

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Do whatever you want, Matt.
It's not like I need a play-by-play.

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-(GIRLS LAUGHING)
-See you, loser.

138
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Hey, I have an idea, girls.

139
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Let's play
Seven Minutes in Heaven.

140
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You can go first,
because you're the birthday girl.

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How does that one go, again?

142
00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:10,350
Well, you go in the closet, and some
lucky guy's gonna go in there...

143
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and do whatever he wants
with you for seven whole minutes.

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And guess who wants to go first.

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-Who?
-Chris Grandy.

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-No way.
-Way.

147
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Before I forget,
where's our project proposal?

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-On the table.
-Thanks.

149
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-Remember, no peeking.
-(MADONNA'S "CRAZY FOR YOU" PLAYING)

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Keep that blindfold on.

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And just so you know,
Chris loves going for second base.

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<i>♪ Swaying room
As the music starts ♪</i>

153
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<i>♪ Strangers making
The most of the dark ♪</i>

154
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Let's go. I think I can get
my brother to buy us some beer.

155
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-I got the cheez doodles.
-Wait, give me that drink.

156
00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:12,170
Thank you. Leave it, George.
Come on.

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-What's going on?
-Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.

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<i>♪ But still a world away ♪</i>

159
00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:29,670
<i>♪ What I'm dying to say
Is that I'm crazy for you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Touch me once
And you'll know it's true ♪</i>

161
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<i>♪ I never wanted anyone
Like this ♪</i>

162
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<i>♪ It's all brand new ♪</i>

163
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I thought you weren't gonna come.

164
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<i>♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪</i>

165
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<i>♪ I'm crazy for you ♪</i>

166
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,670
<i>♪ Crazy for you ♪</i>

167
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Where are you?

168
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Oh, Chris.

169
00:12:01,530 --> 00:12:04,630
-It's not Chris, it's Matt.
-What are you doing here?

170
00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:08,700
-Where's Chris?
-He's gone. Everybody left.

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-What'd you do?
-Nothing!

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00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,070
-Yes, you did!
-I just went to get my Casio!

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00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:18,910
-Get out!
-Wait! Jenna, let me talk to you!

174
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,480
-Get out! No!
-Jenna, please, just come out!

175
00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:24,310
I hate you! I hate me!
I hate everybody!

176
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-Jenna, what are you talking about?
-I wanna be 30!

177
00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:29,711
Just let me play you this song, okay?

178
00:12:30,093 --> 00:12:32,624
-It'll make you feel better.
-I wanna be 30.

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-Thirty and flirty and thriving.
-(THUMPS)

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00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:40,430
Thirty and flirty and thriving.

181
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:45,600
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
Thirty and flirty and thriving.

182
00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:50,640
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
Thirty and flirty and thriving.

183
00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:54,250
Thirty and flirty and thriving.

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(MOANS GROGGILY)

185
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,680
(GRUNTS)

186
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,130
Mom?

187
00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:58,770
Mom?

188
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,250
Dad?

189
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:15,730
(SCREAMS)

190
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,430
(QUIETLY)
What is happening?

191
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:58,200
Oh, what is happening?
What is going on?

192
00:14:58,224 --> 00:14:59,740
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)

193
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:16,080
"Jenna Rink."

194
00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:20,860
"Jenna Rink.
Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink."

195
00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:22,830
I live here.

196
00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:28,740
<i>(RINGING)</i>

197
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,770
-WAYNE: <i>Hi. Sorry we missed your call.</i>
-Dad?

198
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:33,600
<i>Well, not that sorry,
because we're in the Caribbean.</i>

199
00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:37,822
<i>So we'll be back on the 18th,
so call us then. Have a good day.</i>

200
00:15:37,846 --> 00:15:40,726
<i>-(BEEPS)</i>
-You went on a cruise without me?

201
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:47,772
Oh, this is a dream.
This is a really weird dream.

202
00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:50,740
(MUFFLED CELLPHONE
PLAYING TANGO)

203
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,740
(CELLPHONE GROWS LOUDER)

204
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,750
(WATER TRICKLING)

205
00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:12,610
-Hey, sweet bottom!
-Oh, my God.

206
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:24,101
I know you're there! And my parents
are totally gonna be home any minute!

207
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:25,700
(YELPS)

208
00:16:25,990 --> 00:16:27,760
Hey, where's the conditioner?

209
00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:31,300
-You're naked!
-Well, not yet.

210
00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:37,070
You could join me if you want.

211
00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:40,970
Sweet bottom!

212
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,700
(HORNS HONKING)

213
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,750
(CELLPHONE PLAYING TANGO)

214
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:49,210
Can you hear that music?

215
00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:51,980
Jenna? Can you hurry up
a little bit, please?

216
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:54,780
He made a commitment.
Jenna? Can you come over here?

217
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,790
I don't care if you have to
grab him by his testicles...

218
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,120
I want him in New York
in 12 hours.

219
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,590
He needs to be at the party.
Hold on a second.

220
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,600
-Get in the car.
-I don't get in the car with strangers.

221
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:07,760
Get in the car.
We're gonna be late.

222
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:10,100
-I don't know you.
-Just get in the car.

223
00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:12,760
-Not with strangers!
-You're being paranoid.

224
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:16,040
Sweet bottom! Don't make me
come down there and grab you.

225
00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:18,394
Lucy Wyman. He has my number.

226
00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:19,880
(WHISPERING)
Could you please get in the car?

227
00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:21,680
-Jenna!
-We are gonna be late.

228
00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:26,380
Look, he made a commitment. He has
my number. My name is Lucy Wyman.

229
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:27,780
Just go away!

230
00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:35,220
Honey, I know I'm your best friend,
but the slip dress is a little '97.

231
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,860
-Unless it's retro.
-Are you really my best friend?

232
00:17:39,430 --> 00:17:42,270
-You're pregnant.
-Oh, no! Oh, my God, no!

233
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,460
Thank God. You scared me.
What did you do last night?

234
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,910
See, that's the thing. Something
really strange is happening.

235
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,770
I slept in an apartment
I've never seen before...

236
00:17:51,950 --> 00:17:55,280
and there was a naked man
in my shower and I saw his thingy.

237
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,080
Oh, God. Not his thingy.

238
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,240
Driver, could you please pull over,
since we're here?

239
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:02,950
-Stop!
-Wait. I don't wanna get out of the--

240
00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:06,150
I don't think you're listening.
Wait, hang on.

241
00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:10,390
Wait, listen to me. I'm 13.

242
00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:13,540
If you're gonna start lying about
your age, I'd go with 27.

243
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:17,230
Wait! I know it sounds strange,
but some weird dream is-- Like that!

244
00:18:17,410 --> 00:18:18,660
-(CELLPHONE RINGING)
-Do you hear it? Did you hear that?

245
00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:23,770
Would you stop being ridiculous?
It's probably just Richard.

246
00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,940
-Who's Richard?
-You drink too much.

247
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,020
Richard, your boss.

248
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:33,850
Brown, curly hair. British. Richard.

249
00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:35,680
-Hello?
<i>-Hey, sweet bottom.</i>

250
00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:40,260
You. You. Put on your pants
and stop calling me "sweet bottom."

251
00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:42,490
<i>-Look, baby--</i>
-And get out of my house!

252
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,150
Who is that?

253
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:47,390
I don't know his name.
I don't know what's happening.

254
00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:50,440
Okay, Jenna. Jenna.
Just calm down, okay?

255
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:55,170
We have a meeting in 10 minutes.
I'll tell you what to do. Repeat after me:

256
00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:58,870
I am Jenna Rink,
bigtime magazine editor.

257
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,520
-I am?
-Repeat it.

258
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:05,650
I am Jenna Rink,
bigtime magazine editor.

259
00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:07,050
I'm a tough bitch.

260
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:13,490
-Say it.
-I am a tough...

261
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:14,710
(WHISPERING)
bitch.

262
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,300
I'm gonna walk into that office,
I won't let anyone know I'm hung-over.

263
00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:20,960
But that's not the point.
I'm not hung-over--

264
00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:24,670
I'm gonna walk into that office
and not let anyone know I'm hung-over.

265
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:29,240
Because the future of <i>Poise</i>
depends on me.

266
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,910
<i>Poise</i>?

267
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:34,810
Oh, jeez.

268
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,880
<i>Poise</i> magazine. Thank you.

269
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,020
Good morning, Miss Rink,
Miss Wyman.

270
00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:47,220
-Good morning. What's her name?
-Who cares?

271
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:50,220
Jenna. Please don't yell at me,
it's not my fault.

272
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,600
They need a decision right now.

273
00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:54,900
-Just pick one.
-That one.

274
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,630
Love. Knew it. Genius.

275
00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:59,400
Eminem's on the phone.
He wants a decision now.

276
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,770
Plain.

277
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,770
Peanut. Plain.

278
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:10,280
There's the dynamic duo! I trust my
executive editors are late again...

279
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:13,010
because they were out
promoting us at parties.

280
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:15,890
-You got it, Richard.
-Richard. You're my boss.

281
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:18,490
That's right, baby.
Who's your daddy?

282
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,890
Wayne Rink.

283
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:22,260
RICHARD: Morning.

284
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,270
Two words: summer, Saint Barts.

285
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,130
Oh, you're not gonna go
to Fire Island this summer?

286
00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:34,040
-Are you insinuating I'm gay?
-It's a joke.

287
00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:35,720
MAN: I think you should
wear the Gucci.

288
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:46,120
Is there anything else you
need from me, Miss Rink?

289
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,980
You mean like a favor?

290
00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:53,790
Sure. Like a favor.

291
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,430
-I need to find this guy in New Jersey.
-Okay.

292
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,960
I have his number.

293
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:01,720
(TAPPING)

294
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,340
-Arlene, will you leave us, please?
-Sorry.

295
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,169
Jenna's a little hung-over today.

296
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,680
ALL: Oh...

297
00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:20,956
-Rough.
-(RICHARD CLEARS THROAT)

298
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,150
Okay, children.

299
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,910
I wonder which one
Holly Housewife is going to go for.

300
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:43,010
The 10th or the 11th secret?

301
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:56,360
Seven months in a row now
they scoop us.

302
00:21:56,530 --> 00:22:00,990
I mean, it's like they've got
<i>Sparkle</i>-cams hidden in all our walls.

303
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,190
Richard, we're installing passwords.

304
00:22:04,370 --> 00:22:06,560
We're building firewalls
on all the computers.

305
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:09,000
-Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday.
-Did you?

306
00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:13,740
I guarantee she has friends
at <i>Sparkle.</i> She always took notes.

307
00:22:13,910 --> 00:22:16,400
-She was a secretary.
-Yeah, whatever.

308
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:21,840
Our party tonight is now huge.

309
00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:24,150
We need to make
an unequivocal statement...

310
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,520
that <i>Poise</i> is still hot
and happening.

311
00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:29,990
Now, we need a newsstand
circ analysis done immediately.

312
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,960
I also strongly suggest we take apart
our F.O.B., overhaul the B.O.B...

313
00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:37,330
think about new heads, decks
and slugs. Jenna, what do you think?

314
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,770
Can I go to the bathroom?

315
00:23:10,370 --> 00:23:12,730
It's the naked guy.

316
00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:26,650
"Jenna, girl, margaritas anytime.
Love you, Madonna."

317
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:31,740
-I'm friends with Madonna?
-(KNOCKING)

318
00:23:38,230 --> 00:23:39,750
Here are your messages.

319
00:23:39,930 --> 00:23:42,090
And your mother called
from Barbados.

320
00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:44,600
My mom called?
I wish you'd told me.

321
00:23:44,770 --> 00:23:46,960
Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Rink.

322
00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:50,160
I thought you said never
to bother you with family calls.

323
00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:53,630
-I did? I said that?
-Please don't fire me.

324
00:23:53,810 --> 00:23:57,070
No, no, I won't. It's not your fault.
I forgot that I said that.

325
00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:59,240
Next time my mom calls,
let me know.

326
00:23:59,410 --> 00:24:00,880
Yes, ma'am.

327
00:24:01,050 --> 00:24:04,850
Oh, I have that information
that you asked for.

328
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,980
Matt!

329
00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:10,120
The phone number
you gave me was his parents'.

330
00:24:10,290 --> 00:24:13,750
I told them that I worked for Visa
and he's in a lot of trouble.

331
00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:16,300
You lied to the Flamhaffs!

332
00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:21,200
He's in the Village.
212 Bank Street, apartment 2B.

333
00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:24,730
-Which village?
-The-- Greenwich Village.

334
00:24:24,910 --> 00:24:27,500
Oh, right. Cool.

335
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,510
Wait! Should I cancel
your 2:30 meeting?

336
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:34,750
(THE GO-GOs' "HEAD OVER HEELS"
PLAYING)

337
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:37,450
-<i>♪ Been running so long ♪</i>
-Sorry.

338
00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:40,726
-<i>♪ I've lost all track of time ♪</i>
-Excuse me?

339
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:43,650
-<i>♪ In every direction ♪</i>
-Sir?

340
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,750
<i>♪ I couldn't see
The warning signs ♪</i>

341
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:49,750
-Hello?
-<i>♪ I must be losing it ♪</i>

342
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:52,750
<i>♪ 'Cause my mind
Plays tricks on me ♪</i>

343
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:55,700
<i>♪ It looks so easy ♪</i>

344
00:24:55,700 --> 00:25:00,700
<i>♪ But you know
Looks sometimes deceive ♪</i>

345
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:01,750
<i>♪ Head over heels ♪</i>

346
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,700
<i>♪ Where should I go? ♪</i>

347
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:04,750
<i>♪ Can't stop myself ♪</i>

348
00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:06,700
<i>♪ Out of control ♪</i>

349
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:07,750
<i>♪ Head over heels ♪</i>

350
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,750
<i>♪ No time to think ♪</i>

351
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:14,750
<i>♪ Looks like the whole world's
Out of sync ♪</i>

352
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,820
MAN: <i>Yeah, yeah. Hello. Yeah.</i>

353
00:25:16,990 --> 00:25:19,190
Hi, this is Jenna
and I'm looking for Matt.

354
00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:22,660
I don't know if you're him,
but if you lived on Spruce Street...

355
00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:26,500
and if your favorite shirt is a gray
velour one, I need to speak to you.

356
00:25:26,670 --> 00:25:30,660
<i>Hello? Hello? Hello? You know what?
I got none of that.</i>

357
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:35,280
<i>If you're here from Ming Gardens,
ring twice. If not, I really don't want it.</i>

358
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:38,700
(DOOR BUZZES)

359
00:25:43,550 --> 00:25:45,990
You're not Chinese.

360
00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:48,720
-Matt?
-Yeah.

361
00:25:50,630 --> 00:25:54,190
You're tall. You're different.

362
00:25:55,030 --> 00:25:58,230
-Yeah.
-You don't know me?

363
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,730
That's weird, because
yesterday you were there.

364
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:03,270
No, it wasn't yesterday,
because I'm not 13.

365
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,570
-Jenna.
-Yes!

366
00:26:05,740 --> 00:26:08,540
-Jenna Rink.
-Yes! Matt, it's me!

367
00:26:11,710 --> 00:26:13,660
(CHAIN JANGLING)

368
00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:18,850
-Hey.
-Oh, Matty!

369
00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:20,850
Come on in.

370
00:26:26,490 --> 00:26:27,830
You still take pictures?

371
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,830
Yeah. You know, it pays the bills.

372
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,160
Hey, Jenna, what are--?
Why are you here?

373
00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:38,030
Matty, I told you. Something
really weird is happening.

374
00:26:38,210 --> 00:26:41,370
Yesterday was my 13th birthday
and then...

375
00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:44,140
And then today I woke up
and I'm this.

376
00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:47,180
And you-- I mean, you're that.
You get it?

377
00:26:47,350 --> 00:26:52,080
Are you high? You been smoking pot?
Doing X? Falling into a K-hole?

378
00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:57,050
-Are you doing drugs?
-No. No. Look...

379
00:26:57,230 --> 00:27:01,590
I was sitting in my closet
and I skipped everything.

380
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,890
I mean, it's like a weird dream.
I can't remember my life.

381
00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:07,000
You need to help me
remember my life.

382
00:27:07,170 --> 00:27:09,400
-Me? I can't do that.
-Why not?

383
00:27:10,810 --> 00:27:13,170
I don't know anything
about you, all right?

384
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:16,170
I haven't seen you since high school.

385
00:27:16,950 --> 00:27:20,900
-What?
-We're not friends anymore, Jenna.

386
00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:24,790
-Matty, you're my best friend.
-No.

387
00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:29,710
Okay. It's cool.

388
00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:32,660
-It's cool.
-Is it warm in here?

389
00:27:32,830 --> 00:27:36,560
It's-- Maybe I should open
a window.

390
00:27:36,730 --> 00:27:39,890
I need fresh air and a glass
of water and a fluffy pillow.

391
00:27:40,070 --> 00:27:43,230
Have a seat. I'll get you some--
You want a glass of water?

392
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,000
-You want ice in that?
-I want a fluffy pillow!

393
00:27:46,170 --> 00:27:49,240
A fluffy pillow, coming right up.
Sorry.

394
00:27:52,110 --> 00:27:53,710
You all right?

395
00:27:56,020 --> 00:28:00,850
Jenna, I think you should go back to
your apartment. I'll help you find it.

396
00:28:02,990 --> 00:28:06,790
We went separate ways. We went
to different colleges, different careers.

397
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,060
Well, what about Christmas?
Didn't you wanna see me then?

398
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,660
I think I saw you through a frosted
window once, six years ago.

399
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,030
-Six years ago?
-Yeah.

400
00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:19,300
Wasn't I home last Christmas?

401
00:28:19,470 --> 00:28:22,710
I don't know. Doesn't your crowd
do Saint Barts for Christmas?

402
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,680
I don't know.

403
00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:27,070
Is this you?

404
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:31,240
Yeah. This is where I live now.

405
00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:40,590
Okay, so nice seeing you.

406
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,720
Good luck.

407
00:28:46,270 --> 00:28:49,000
-Okay?
-Okay.

408
00:28:49,170 --> 00:28:52,110
-Bye.
-Bye.

409
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,510
Matt.

410
00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:01,010
Who is Saint Bart?

411
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:12,220
MATT: The most depressing years of my life.
Our high school yearbook.

412
00:29:12,390 --> 00:29:13,830
Matt, was I a Six Chick?

413
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,690
Yeah, you were pretty
much their leader.

414
00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:23,060
There's Tom-Tom. I wonder
what happened to her.

415
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,070
Last I heard, you were still good
friends. I think you even work together.

416
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,080
Lucy. Oh, my God, yes.

417
00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:34,340
She's Lucy Wyman now.
She looks so different.

418
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,680
Yeah, she's pretty big into the
whole plastic surgery movement.

419
00:29:38,850 --> 00:29:41,550
-I was the prom queen.
-Yep.

420
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:45,350
-And I went with Chris Grandy.
-Yep.

421
00:29:45,530 --> 00:29:49,720
Oh, this is incredible. I can't believe it.
I got everything I ever wanted.

422
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,730
-Yeah, Jenna, you got it all. Congratulations.
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)

423
00:29:56,370 --> 00:29:58,070
It's your phone.

424
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,980
-Hello?
-WOMAN: <i>Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm...</i>

425
00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:10,480
<i>your limousine pickup
for 8:30 this evening.</i>

426
00:30:10,650 --> 00:30:14,280
My-- Yes, my limousine for 8:30.

427
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:16,920
I will be prepared to take
my ride at that time.

428
00:30:17,090 --> 00:30:19,220
Oh, can you tell me where
I'm going?

429
00:30:19,390 --> 00:30:23,660
<i>-The Palace, 27 Wall Street.</i>
-Thank you.

430
00:30:23,830 --> 00:30:27,320
I'm going to a party in a limo!

431
00:30:28,770 --> 00:30:32,540
Great. Looks like you're back to your
old self. I should probably go.

432
00:30:32,710 --> 00:30:36,110
-You don't wanna go to the party?
-No, I gotta work. Thanks.

433
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,640
Shoot, I forgot you have a job.

434
00:30:38,810 --> 00:30:41,750
-It's kind of cool we both have jobs.
-Totally.

435
00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:46,390
Well, if you decide you want to come,
it's gonna be fun. 27 Wall Street.

436
00:30:46,550 --> 00:30:49,890
Okay, great. Thanks, Jenna.
Bye-bye.

437
00:30:50,590 --> 00:30:52,180
Matt.

438
00:30:53,290 --> 00:30:57,160
-Yeah.
-What if this isn't just a dream?

439
00:30:57,870 --> 00:31:01,030
What if what I wished for
actually happened?

440
00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:05,840
Then you got everything you ever
wanted. You might as well enjoy it.

441
00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:09,110
All right, Jenna.

442
00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:16,670
-Matty.
-Yeah.

443
00:31:17,490 --> 00:31:20,510
<i>-Arrivederci.</i>
-I'll see you.

444
00:31:20,690 --> 00:31:23,210
-Matt.
-Yeah.

445
00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:25,920
<i>Au revoir.</i>

446
00:31:41,690 --> 00:31:43,740
(WHITNEY HOUSTON'S "I WANNA
DANCE WITH SOMEBODY" PLAYING)

447
00:31:46,740 --> 00:31:47,740
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

448
00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:51,690
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

449
00:31:51,690 --> 00:31:53,690
<i>♪ Whoo ♪</i>

450
00:31:56,690 --> 00:31:57,740
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

451
00:31:57,740 --> 00:31:59,690
<i>♪ Uh-huh ♪</i>

452
00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:02,690
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

453
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:05,740
<i>♪ I wanna dance ♪</i>

454
00:32:09,690 --> 00:32:12,690
<i>♪ Clock strikes upon the hour ♪</i>

455
00:32:12,690 --> 00:32:16,740
<i>♪ And the sun begins to fade ♪</i>

456
00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:20,690
<i>♪ Still enough time
To figure out ♪</i>

457
00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:24,740
<i>♪ How to chase my blues away ♪</i>

458
00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:28,740
<i>♪ I need a man
Who'll take a chance ♪</i>

459
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:33,670
<i>♪ On a love that burns
Hot enough to last ♪</i>

460
00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:36,690
<i>♪ So when the night falls ♪</i>

461
00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:40,690
<i>♪ My lonely heart calls ♪</i>

462
00:32:40,690 --> 00:32:43,750
<i>♪ Oh, I wanna dance
With somebody ♪</i>

463
00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:47,700
<i>♪ I wanna feel the heat
With somebody ♪</i>

464
00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:51,700
<i>♪ Yeah, I wanna dance
With somebody ♪</i>

465
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:55,700
<i>♪ With somebody who loves me ♪</i>

466
00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:58,730
<i>♪ Somebody, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

467
00:33:00,090 --> 00:33:03,820
-I'm Jenna, by the way.
-Yeah, I know. I'm Becky.

468
00:33:03,990 --> 00:33:06,020
How old are you, anyway?

469
00:33:06,190 --> 00:33:08,860
-Thirteen.
-Me too.

470
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,290
Used to be.

471
00:33:14,370 --> 00:33:16,200
Why are you talking to me?

472
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:20,700
-Why not? We are neighbors, right?
-But you usually ignore me.

473
00:33:23,510 --> 00:33:27,070
-I like your shoes.
-Thanks.

474
00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,510
I like your dress.

475
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,180
It's because I've got these
incredible boobs to fill it out.

476
00:33:34,590 --> 00:33:36,110
-I like your bag.
-Thanks.

477
00:33:36,290 --> 00:33:39,160
You should come by sometime.
I've got a zillion of them.

478
00:33:39,330 --> 00:33:42,350
-Really?
-Yeah, it'd be totally cool.

479
00:33:42,530 --> 00:33:44,730
Hey, Becky?

480
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:48,200
-Can I ask you something?
-Yeah, sure.

481
00:33:48,370 --> 00:33:51,700
Can you tell I'm wearing underwear?
Because I totally am.

482
00:33:51,870 --> 00:33:54,500
-I think that's kind of the point.
-(LILLIX'S "THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU" PLAYING)

483
00:33:54,524 --> 00:33:55,680
<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

484
00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:58,700
<i>♪ Uh-huh ♪</i>

485
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:02,700
<i>♪ What I like about you ♪</i>

486
00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:05,750
<i>♪ You hold me tight ♪</i>

487
00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:07,750
<i>♪ Tell me I'm the only one ♪</i>

488
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:10,750
<i>♪ Want to come over tonight ♪</i>

489
00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:12,750
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

490
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,750
<i>♪ Keep on whispering in my ear ♪</i>

491
00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:16,750
<i>♪ Tell me all the things
That I want to hear ♪</i>

492
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,750
<i>♪ 'Cause it's true ♪</i>

493
00:34:19,370 --> 00:34:22,700
-Try it. It's soft-shell crab.
-<i>♪ That's what I like about you ♪</i>

494
00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:26,660
<i>♪ What I like about you ♪</i>

495
00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:29,660
<i>♪ You really know how to dance ♪</i>

496
00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:30,710
<i>♪ When you go up, down
Jump around ♪</i>

497
00:34:30,710 --> 00:34:34,710
<i>♪ Talk about true romance ♪</i>

498
00:34:34,710 --> 00:34:36,686
-<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>
-Thanks.

499
00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:38,660
<i>♪ Keep on whispering in my ear ♪</i>

500
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,660
<i>♪ Tell me all the things
That I want to hear ♪</i>

501
00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:42,710
<i>♪ 'Cause it's true ♪</i>

502
00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:45,660
<i>♪ That's what I like
About you ♪</i>

503
00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:48,710
<i>♪ That's what I like
About you ♪</i>

504
00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:51,290
-<i>♪ That's what I like about you ♪</i>
-Hi, Tom-Tom.

505
00:34:51,470 --> 00:34:54,560
Oh, God, no one's called me that
since I had my nose job.

506
00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:57,670
-You had a nose job?
-Yeah, and yours is better.

507
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,100
Anything to drink, ladies?

508
00:35:00,270 --> 00:35:04,180
-An apple martini.
-Can I have a lemonade, please?

509
00:35:04,350 --> 00:35:08,440
Oh, wait. Make it
a piña colada, not virgin.

510
00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:10,810
Do you wanna see my ID?
Totally have it.

511
00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:12,750
There you two are.

512
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,790
Lucy, very nice.

513
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,980
Sort of a dangerous mermaid look.

514
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,190
And you... Barbie meets Britney.

515
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,520
You look just
scrum-didlee-umpcious!

516
00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:25,600
I know. I mean, thank you.

517
00:35:25,770 --> 00:35:28,830
Everybody Wang Chung tonight,
right?

518
00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:33,440
-(TECHNO MUSIC THROBBING)
-Here you go.

519
00:35:37,110 --> 00:35:39,240
Thank you.

520
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,010
-I'm sorry, it's late.
-We're keeping you up, are we?

521
00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:45,650
It's only 11:00. Stay a while.

522
00:35:53,090 --> 00:35:56,260
It's 11:00 on a school night
and I'm at a party. It's so cool.

523
00:35:56,430 --> 00:36:00,030
It's 11:00 and people are leaving.
This is a disaster.

524
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,670
It is?

525
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,670
Speaking of disasters,
what is she doing here?

526
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,240
-Who?
<i>-Sparkle's</i> editor in chief, Trish Sackett.

527
00:36:07,410 --> 00:36:09,930
Twelve o'clock and headed our way.

528
00:36:11,110 --> 00:36:15,520
Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling
like hotcakes. How's yours doing?

529
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,780
My God, are things so bad you had
to come to our party to eat free food?

530
00:36:19,950 --> 00:36:21,980
Put some crab
in your purse for later.

531
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,820
You might want to keep some
of that biting wit for your magazine.

532
00:36:25,990 --> 00:36:29,160
Or you could change the name
to something more appropriate...

533
00:36:29,330 --> 00:36:33,670
like <i>Poison</i> or <i>Pitiful.</i>
Whatever's more pathetic.

534
00:36:33,830 --> 00:36:35,320
You know what?

535
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:40,700
You are rude and mean and sloppy
and frizzy. I don't like you at all.

536
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,570
Well, fortunately,
I don't care about being liked.

537
00:36:43,740 --> 00:36:46,110
-I care about winning.
-This is delicious.

538
00:36:48,820 --> 00:36:50,650
Ladies.

539
00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:59,120
Do I smell?

540
00:36:59,290 --> 00:37:01,260
Do I have bad breath?

541
00:37:01,430 --> 00:37:06,230
-Am I malodorous in any way?
-No.

542
00:37:06,670 --> 00:37:10,190
People seem to be running for the exit
like someone set off a stink bomb.

543
00:37:10,370 --> 00:37:11,600
I don't smell anything.

544
00:37:11,770 --> 00:37:13,970
I think he means
the party is a stinker.

545
00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:18,600
A dud. A flop. A zero
on a scale of one to 10.

546
00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:21,810
Maybe if somebody
played something else.

547
00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:24,450
-Something with a melody.
-Play whatever you want.

548
00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:29,110
All I know is if those people don't
start dancing really, really soon...

549
00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:33,020
Here's to early retirement.

550
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,730
(TECHNO MUSIC
FADES OUT)

551
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,680
("THRILLER" PLAYING)

552
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:08,730
<i>(WOLF HOWLING)</i>

553
00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:29,730
<i>♪ It's close to midnight ♪</i>

554
00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:33,730
<i>♪ And something evil's
Lurking in the dark ♪</i>

555
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,680
<i>♪ Under the moonlight ♪</i>

556
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,680
<i>♪ You see a sight
That almost stops your heart ♪</i>

557
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,730
<i>♪ You try to scream ♪</i>

558
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:48,680
<i>♪ But terror takes the sound
Before you make it ♪</i>

559
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,140
Matty! Matty, come here.

560
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:56,410
-Hey.
-Matty, come here.

561
00:38:56,580 --> 00:38:58,640
Thriller. Matty.

562
00:38:58,810 --> 00:39:01,750
Me? No, no, no, no.
Take that thing away.

563
00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:04,880
-"Thriller." Come on.
-No way.

564
00:39:05,050 --> 00:39:06,990
Come on, man! Go!

565
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,150
Jenna, no way.

566
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,090
Come on, let's go.

567
00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:12,920
I don't remember those moves.

568
00:39:13,090 --> 00:39:16,720
I haven't done this in 15 years.
What are you, crazy?

569
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,680
<i>♪ 'Cause this is thriller ♪</i>

570
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,680
<i>♪ Thriller night ♪</i>

571
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,845
-<i>♪ 'Cause I can thrill you more ♪</i>
-Tear it up, dude!

572
00:39:24,869 --> 00:39:27,690
<i>♪ Than any ghost
Would ever dare to try ♪</i>

573
00:39:27,690 --> 00:39:28,740
<i>♪ Thriller ♪</i>

574
00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:30,740
<i>♪ Thriller night ♪</i>

575
00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:32,216
<i>♪ So let me hold you tight ♪</i>

576
00:39:32,550 --> 00:39:34,840
-Come on, Matty.
-All right, all right.

577
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,959
Okay, here we go.

578
00:39:39,983 --> 00:39:41,690
(CHEERING)

579
00:39:44,690 --> 00:39:46,690
<i>♪ You hear the door slam ♪</i>

580
00:39:46,690 --> 00:39:49,740
<i>♪ And realize
There's nowhere left to run ♪</i>

581
00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:55,690
<i>♪ You feel the cold hand ♪</i>

582
00:39:55,690 --> 00:39:59,260
-<i>♪ And wonder if you'll ever see the sun ♪</i>
-Go, Arlene!

583
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:00,740
<i>♪ You close your eyes ♪</i>

584
00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:03,740
<i>♪ And hope that this is
Just imagination ♪</i>

585
00:40:04,350 --> 00:40:09,690
-Come on, let's go! Let's go, Jenna!
-<i>♪ But all the while ♪</i>

586
00:40:09,690 --> 00:40:11,740
<i>♪ You hear the creature
Creeping up behind ♪</i>

587
00:40:11,740 --> 00:40:15,690
<i>♪ You're out of time ♪</i>

588
00:40:15,690 --> 00:40:17,690
<i>♪ 'Cause this is thriller ♪</i>

589
00:40:17,690 --> 00:40:19,690
<i>♪ Thriller night ♪</i>

590
00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:20,740
<i>♪ 'Cause I can thrill you more ♪</i>

591
00:40:20,740 --> 00:40:23,690
<i>♪ Than any ghost
Would ever dare to try ♪</i>

592
00:40:23,690 --> 00:40:24,740
<i>♪ Thriller ♪</i>

593
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:27,690
<i>♪ Thriller night ♪</i>

594
00:40:27,690 --> 00:40:29,740
<i>♪ So let me hold you tight
And share a ♪</i>

595
00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:33,300
-<i>♪ Killer, diller, chiller ♪</i>
-Go, Richard!

596
00:40:33,324 --> 00:40:35,690
<i>♪ Thriller here tonight ♪</i>

597
00:40:35,690 --> 00:40:37,690
<i>♪ 'Cause this is thriller ♪</i>

598
00:40:37,690 --> 00:40:39,690
<i>♪ Thriller night ♪</i>

599
00:40:39,690 --> 00:40:40,740
<i>♪ 'Cause I can thrill you more ♪</i>

600
00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:43,690
<i>♪ Than any ghost
Would ever to try ♪</i>

601
00:40:43,690 --> 00:40:44,690
<i>♪ Thriller ♪</i>

602
00:40:44,690 --> 00:40:46,690
<i>♪ Whoo ♪</i>

603
00:40:46,690 --> 00:40:47,690
<i>♪ Thriller night ♪</i>

604
00:40:47,690 --> 00:40:49,740
<i>♪ So let me hold you tight
And share a ♪</i>

605
00:40:49,740 --> 00:40:51,690
<i>♪ Killer, diller ♪</i>

606
00:40:52,430 --> 00:40:55,690
-Jenna. I'm sorry, I gotta go.
-What do you--?

607
00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:58,420
-I'm sorry.
-Wait. Don't.

608
00:40:58,930 --> 00:40:59,884
Matt.

609
00:40:59,908 --> 00:41:03,212
-<i>♪ Darkness falls across the land ♪</i>
-Groove on, baby!

610
00:41:03,236 --> 00:41:06,750
<i>♪ The midnight hour
Is close at hand ♪</i>

611
00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:10,121
<i>♪ Creatures crawl
In search of blood ♪</i>

612
00:41:10,145 --> 00:41:13,750
-I adore you!
-<i>♪ To terrorize your neighborhood ♪</i>

613
00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:17,700
<i>♪ For no mere mortal
Can resist ♪</i>

614
00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:21,750
<i>♪ The evil of the thriller ♪</i>

615
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:28,700
(LUCE'S "GOOD DAY" PLAYING)

616
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:33,750
<i>♪ Well, it's a pretty good day ♪</i>

617
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,526
Miss, wait! Miss, wait!

618
00:41:36,550 --> 00:41:39,750
-<i>♪ We'll have a pretty good day ♪</i>
-Your credit card. Your credit card!

619
00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:43,700
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

620
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:46,750
<i>♪ Well, it's a pretty good day ♪</i>

621
00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:49,700
<i>♪ I'm looking forward
To tomorrow ♪</i>

622
00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,750
<i>♪ We'll have a pretty good day ♪</i>

623
00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:54,700
<i>♪ Yeah, we'll have a good day ♪</i>

624
00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:08,750
<i>♪ Well, it's a pretty good day ♪</i>

625
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:12,750
<i>♪ I'm looking forward
To tomorrow ♪</i>

626
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,750
<i>♪ We'll have a pretty good day ♪</i>

627
00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:16,700
<i>♪ Yeah, we'll have a good day ♪</i>

628
00:42:20,180 --> 00:42:22,650
-Thank you.
-To being 30.

629
00:42:22,820 --> 00:42:25,720
-I've decided it's gonna be awesome.
-Of course it is.

630
00:42:25,890 --> 00:42:29,290
You're thin, you're hot, you can
get any guy you want, "biatch."

631
00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:33,290
Not to mention, biatch, the hottest
magazine editor in the world.

632
00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:35,120
Second hottest.

633
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,390
-Tied for first?
-Deal.

634
00:42:38,670 --> 00:42:41,000
And speaking of hot...

635
00:42:41,170 --> 00:42:45,230
Mr. Hotty behind you is totally
scamming on you right now.

636
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,610
He is not. He's totally cute.

637
00:42:58,790 --> 00:43:01,550
-Should I go talk to him?
-You're not married.

638
00:43:05,690 --> 00:43:07,290
Good.

639
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,560
Hi.

640
00:43:20,610 --> 00:43:22,910
Could I borrow your ketchup?

641
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,740
Sure.

642
00:43:27,450 --> 00:43:29,920
I actually came over here...

643
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,310
because I think you're really cute.

644
00:43:33,990 --> 00:43:38,080
-So do you wanna go out sometime?
-Yeah. Can you drive?

645
00:43:38,260 --> 00:43:42,220
Time to go. What, do you wanna
go to jail? I meant that guy.

646
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,160
The man? Oh, gross.

647
00:43:44,870 --> 00:43:48,100
No more daiquiris for you tonight.

648
00:43:48,270 --> 00:43:51,100
You can never find a taxi
in this neighborhood.

649
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:53,930
Oh, my God. It's the naked man.

650
00:43:54,110 --> 00:43:56,580
-Hey, beautiful.
-He thinks I'm beautiful?

651
00:43:56,740 --> 00:44:01,150
-Well, he should. He's your boyfriend.
-My boyfriend?

652
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,580
Why is that lady asking
for my boyfriend's autograph?

653
00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:07,020
Thank you so much.

654
00:44:07,190 --> 00:44:09,210
He may not be
the best New York Ranger...

655
00:44:09,390 --> 00:44:11,520
but he's the Ranger
with the best ass.

656
00:44:11,710 --> 00:44:13,406
(GIGGLES LIGHTLY)

657
00:44:13,430 --> 00:44:14,690
Jenna?

658
00:44:15,330 --> 00:44:17,700
-Oh, my God. Matt. Hi!
-Hey.

659
00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,560
How are you?

660
00:44:21,170 --> 00:44:23,900
I'm sorry about the other night.

661
00:44:24,070 --> 00:44:27,530
-Beaver, is that you?
-Hey, Tom-Tom. How are you?

662
00:44:27,710 --> 00:44:29,840
You lost all your baby fat.

663
00:44:30,010 --> 00:44:33,810
-How does the Beave stay warm?
-Yeah, it's good to see you again too.

664
00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:36,680
I almost didn't recognize you.
Did you get a nose job?

665
00:44:36,850 --> 00:44:39,250
I can't believe you're here.
What're you doing?

666
00:44:39,420 --> 00:44:43,750
I'm-- I'm actually-- I'm doing
some shopping with my...

667
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,150
Jenna, this is Wendy, my fiancée.

668
00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:50,160
-I'm Jenna.
-Matt told me about...

669
00:44:50,330 --> 00:44:53,990
his blast from the past.
It was really sweet of you to stop by.

670
00:44:54,170 --> 00:44:57,370
Matty's the sweet one. I don't know
what I'd have done without him.

671
00:44:57,540 --> 00:45:00,340
-I'm sure you'll be fine.
-Are you a photographer too?

672
00:45:00,510 --> 00:45:03,310
I see you guys have spent
so much time talking about me.

673
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,840
-Wendy's an anchorwoman.
-Anchorperson.

674
00:45:06,010 --> 00:45:08,810
I do the weather for WWEN
in Chicago.

675
00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:12,850
Matt and I were just talking about him
finally joining me in the Windy City.

676
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:17,690
-You're moving to Chicago?
-We were just discu--

677
00:45:17,860 --> 00:45:20,190
We haven't really--
Is that Alex Carlson?

678
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,190
Jenna, sorry. Sorry I'm late.

679
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,690
Well, hi.

680
00:45:25,630 --> 00:45:27,360
-Hey. Who are you folks?
-Hey.

681
00:45:27,530 --> 00:45:31,030
I'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt
and this is his friend, Wendy.

682
00:45:31,210 --> 00:45:37,300
-Fiancée.
-Right. So weird. And this is...

683
00:45:38,350 --> 00:45:41,870
You're Alex Carlson. Nice to meet you.
You're a great hockey player.

684
00:45:42,050 --> 00:45:43,540
-I'm a big fan.
-Thank you.

685
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:48,210
You want me to sign your shirt or
your forehead? Now, I don't do butts.

686
00:45:49,290 --> 00:45:50,720
I'm just joshing you. Sorry.

687
00:45:50,890 --> 00:45:54,950
I crack a lot of jokes after we win, on
account of I'm in such a good mood.

688
00:45:57,830 --> 00:46:00,930
Okay, well, we should
probably get going.

689
00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:03,590
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to see you folks.

690
00:46:03,770 --> 00:46:06,900
Nice to see you folks. Bye.

691
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,080
You mind if I steal her
from you for the night?

692
00:46:13,380 --> 00:46:16,350
Nope. I actually had my eye
on something better inside...

693
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,980
so I'll see you guys later.
Have a good night.

694
00:46:20,150 --> 00:46:22,656
Excuse me one second. Lucy?

695
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,680
(WOMEN CLAMORING)

696
00:46:24,860 --> 00:46:27,290
Should I go to his place alone?

697
00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:31,730
Yeah. Why not?
Go play. You deserve it.

698
00:46:31,900 --> 00:46:34,730
Play. You mean
like games and stuff?

699
00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:41,310
Yeah, games. All kinds of games.

700
00:46:53,690 --> 00:46:56,050
I couldn't wait to see you tonight.

701
00:46:57,390 --> 00:46:59,260
You wanna play a game?

702
00:46:59,430 --> 00:47:02,450
-Do you have Battleship?
-Yeah, I have Battleship.

703
00:47:02,630 --> 00:47:05,530
I'll show you my destroyer.

704
00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:09,570
-I call the red board.
-Well, I call the blue board.

705
00:47:16,730 --> 00:47:19,880
-(GIGGLING)
-What?

706
00:47:19,904 --> 00:47:21,730
(LAUGHING
UNCONTROLLABLY)

707
00:47:24,380 --> 00:47:27,380
Okay. I know. I forgot.

708
00:47:29,990 --> 00:47:32,150
I owe you one raunchy striptease.

709
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,730
-(VANILLA ICE'S "ICE ICE BABY" PLAYING)
-<i>♪ Ice, Ice, baby ♪</i>

710
00:47:35,730 --> 00:47:37,680
<i>♪ Vanilla ♪</i>

711
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,730
<i>♪ Ice, Ice, baby ♪</i>

712
00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:40,680
<i>♪ Vanilla ♪</i>

713
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,730
<i>♪ Now that the party is jumping ♪</i>

714
00:47:42,970 --> 00:47:44,159
-(WHISPERING) Oh, God.
-<i>♪ With the bass kicked in ♪</i>

715
00:47:44,183 --> 00:47:46,240
-<i>♪ The Vegas are pumping ♪</i>
-Oh, gross.

716
00:47:46,264 --> 00:47:48,740
<i>♪ I'm cooking MCs
Like a pound of bacon ♪</i>

717
00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:51,690
<i>♪ Burning them
If they ain't quick and nimble ♪</i>

718
00:47:51,690 --> 00:47:53,690
<i>♪ I go crazy
When I hear a cymbal ♪</i>

719
00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:59,350
Who's got the moves
on the ice and off the ice, ice, baby?

720
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:03,850
Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't wanna see
that thing again. Put it away.

721
00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:05,032
Put it away!

722
00:48:05,890 --> 00:48:07,010
God.

723
00:48:07,690 --> 00:48:10,690
<i>♪ Ice, Ice, baby ♪</i>

724
00:48:10,690 --> 00:48:11,740
<i>♪ Vanilla ♪</i>

725
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:17,630
We can play Monopoly!
We can play Parcheesi!

726
00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:21,370
JENNA: He didn't have Battleship.
He didn't have any games.

727
00:48:21,540 --> 00:48:23,070
Boys are so stupid.

728
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,940
Becky, it's even worse than you think.

729
00:48:26,110 --> 00:48:28,740
How come the ones
that you like never like you?

730
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:33,180
Well, you have to fight for what
you want. Rule number one:

731
00:48:33,350 --> 00:48:35,620
Love is a battlefield.

732
00:48:35,790 --> 00:48:39,920
That's deep. Really deep.

733
00:48:40,090 --> 00:48:43,860
-Good luck with fractions.
-Have fun at work.

734
00:48:44,690 --> 00:48:47,620
-(ENGINE TURNS OVER)
-To the office, Tom.

735
00:48:49,670 --> 00:48:53,300
Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm.

736
00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:57,870
-I didn't know there were 57.
-"Touch-her-there underwear."

737
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,240
No.

738
00:49:00,410 --> 00:49:02,820
He loves you, but...

739
00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:05,380
-"He loves your butt."
-Yes.

740
00:49:05,550 --> 00:49:08,280
-"He lies, he cheats..."
-So typical.

741
00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:11,390
"What are you doing wrong?"

742
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:19,800
There's no easy way of saying this,
so I'm just gonna come out with it.

743
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,630
The circs are in.
Our numbers are dismal.

744
00:49:25,810 --> 00:49:31,180
We're below 600,000 total circulation.
<i>Sparkle</i> is closing in on a million.

745
00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:37,440
I've come off the phone with corporate
and they have dropped the R word.

746
00:49:37,620 --> 00:49:39,750
WOMAN: Redesign?

747
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,790
Redesign <i>Poise</i>?

748
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,550
Wait. <i>Sparkle</i> copies everything
we come up with...

749
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,920
and we have to redesign?
That's bullshit.

750
00:49:47,090 --> 00:49:53,030
Well, either we redesign and bring up
our numbers or they pull the plug.

751
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,570
Richard, redesign is a death sentence.

752
00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:59,540
No, it's not. It's a chance
to have some fun.

753
00:50:00,070 --> 00:50:04,870
Let <i>Sparkle</i> have all our
secondhand, stale, grody ideas.

754
00:50:05,050 --> 00:50:07,780
We'll open up the F.O.B.,
overhaul the B.O.B.

755
00:50:07,950 --> 00:50:11,040
It's time for us to prove
we have some poise left.

756
00:50:11,220 --> 00:50:16,210
Well, I shall be leaving it
to my dynamic duo...

757
00:50:16,390 --> 00:50:18,880
to come up with something
utterly fabulous.

758
00:50:20,590 --> 00:50:25,330
RICHARD: We have two weeks,
four hours and 30 minutes.

759
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,090
-I have your urgent messages.
-Let's hear them.

760
00:50:29,270 --> 00:50:31,571
Well, okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)

761
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,340
Emily Pratt called
and wanted me to tell you:

762
00:50:34,510 --> 00:50:38,380
"I can't believe you scooped my story
on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting bitch.

763
00:50:38,550 --> 00:50:40,810
"That was a new level
of sleaze, even for you.

764
00:50:40,980 --> 00:50:43,310
"I hope you die in one
of her casual pantsuits."

765
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,480
Oh, my God, that was so mean.

766
00:50:46,650 --> 00:50:50,890
Miss Lewis called. She said,
"I hope you choke on your own bile...

767
00:50:51,060 --> 00:50:55,020
"you pretentious, conniving snake."

768
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,670
Maybe I should read them myself.

769
00:50:56,694 --> 00:50:59,247
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
-Good. Oh, great.

770
00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:07,270
-Miss Rink's line.
-<i>MAN: Put that little bitch on the phone now.</i>

771
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,240
Please don't take that tone.
I'm just her assistant.

772
00:51:10,410 --> 00:51:11,640
<i>Tell her to call Todd.</i>

773
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:18,110
"Sweet bottom, you seem uptight.
Let me come over and give you my..."

774
00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:25,710
(RINGING)

775
00:51:26,290 --> 00:51:29,090
-Yes.
-Alex is on line one, Miss Rink.

776
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:33,100
<i>Oh, gag me. Can you
please tell him I'm busy?</i>

777
00:51:33,270 --> 00:51:37,000
Okay, but he wants to know
what time would be good for dinner.

778
00:51:37,170 --> 00:51:40,570
How about in 10 zillion years?
Ask him how that works.

779
00:51:40,740 --> 00:51:44,010
<i>-Okay, I'll ask.</i>
-Okay.

780
00:51:45,710 --> 00:51:47,710
(RINGING)

781
00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:50,340
-Yeah?
<i>-I'm sorry to bother you again.</i>

782
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,820
<i>-Pete Hansen is here to see you.</i>
-Who?

783
00:51:52,990 --> 00:51:56,290
<i>Tracy from the
art department's husband.</i>

784
00:51:56,890 --> 00:51:59,220
Oh, okay. Sure.

785
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:13,372
I was just dropping off Tracy's lunch,
thought I'd say hello.

786
00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:14,710
(SCOFFS QUIETLY)

787
00:52:16,910 --> 00:52:20,180
You brought Tracy her lunch?
That's so sw--

788
00:52:23,550 --> 00:52:25,520
What are you doing?

789
00:52:25,690 --> 00:52:27,450
What's wrong, pooky?

790
00:52:27,620 --> 00:52:29,320
Pooky?

791
00:52:29,490 --> 00:52:33,020
Pukey. You're married,
and to a girl I work with.

792
00:52:33,190 --> 00:52:37,060
Well, that didn't stop us from rattling
some desk drawers loose last week.

793
00:52:37,460 --> 00:52:40,568
So come on.
Lie down and take a memo.

794
00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:41,710
(PETE GROANS)

795
00:52:41,710 --> 00:52:43,660
(THUMP)

796
00:52:50,140 --> 00:52:54,170
LUCY: Now, listen, hire the best photographer,
and I don't want Jenna to find out.

797
00:52:54,350 --> 00:52:56,340
-No. Roger that.
-Okay?

798
00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,480
God, what is up with her lately,
anyway? I mean, she seems so lost.

799
00:53:00,650 --> 00:53:04,110
I have no idea. I'm getting
so sick of having her around...

800
00:53:04,290 --> 00:53:06,590
with this crazy new act
she has going on.

801
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,820
You know how she stole
Charlotte's idea and then fired her?

802
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,290
I say we go ahead
with our own presentation...

803
00:53:12,470 --> 00:53:14,260
and let her fall on her ass.

804
00:53:14,430 --> 00:53:16,630
Oh, God, yeah.

805
00:53:47,970 --> 00:53:50,530
Okay, you're not Cajun.

806
00:53:52,410 --> 00:53:55,600
-Wanna go for a walk?
-Sure.

807
00:54:03,050 --> 00:54:05,310
I still can't believe
you're getting married.

808
00:54:05,490 --> 00:54:08,280
In two weeks.

809
00:54:10,890 --> 00:54:13,830
Is she your soul mate, Wendy?

810
00:54:14,790 --> 00:54:19,930
My soul mate? I don't know if I believe
in those. I think that's kind of naive.

811
00:54:20,470 --> 00:54:24,530
But you get goose bumps
when you're around her...

812
00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:26,730
and butterflies?

813
00:54:26,910 --> 00:54:32,000
No, I haven't gotten crazy like that
about a girl since high school.

814
00:54:32,610 --> 00:54:34,600
Matty.

815
00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:39,710
What--? What happened to us?

816
00:54:39,890 --> 00:54:42,360
I mean, how come
we never stayed friends?

817
00:54:44,690 --> 00:54:46,560
I don't know. I forget.

818
00:54:46,730 --> 00:54:49,130
No, what happened?

819
00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:54,060
I don't know. I can pretty much
peg it to your 13th birthday party...

820
00:54:54,230 --> 00:54:56,860
when you were playing that game.
Spin the Rapist?

821
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,160
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
Everybody ditched.

822
00:54:59,340 --> 00:55:01,670
And that is the last thing I remember.

823
00:55:02,710 --> 00:55:05,370
We don't have to get into this.
It's a long time ago.

824
00:55:05,550 --> 00:55:08,520
-It really doesn't matter anymore.
-It matters to me.

825
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,650
Just tell me.

826
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,480
You came out of the closet...

827
00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:18,990
and I started to sing
my birthday song to you.

828
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,190
And then you picked up
and threw at me...

829
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,390
with impressive force, I might add...

830
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:28,000
the dream house that I spent
three weeks building for you.

831
00:55:28,170 --> 00:55:31,330
And then you just stopped
being my friend...

832
00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:35,410
and you never spoke to me
again after that, ever.

833
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,070
I'm so sorry.

834
00:55:41,650 --> 00:55:44,670
Forget it, Jenna. It was a long
time ago. It doesn't matter.

835
00:55:44,850 --> 00:55:48,380
Matt, stop being so nice to me.
I don't deserve it.

836
00:55:50,060 --> 00:55:52,080
Do you know what
kind of person I am now?

837
00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:55,190
Do you know who I am right now? I...

838
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:00,200
I don't have any real friends. I...

839
00:56:00,370 --> 00:56:03,300
I did something bad
with a married guy.

840
00:56:03,470 --> 00:56:06,400
I don't talk to my mom and dad.

841
00:56:07,210 --> 00:56:10,200
I'm not a nice person.
And the thing is...

842
00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:13,940
I'm not 13 anymore.

843
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,350
Jenna.

844
00:56:22,740 --> 00:56:25,690
(BILLY JOEL'S "VIENNA" PLAYING)

845
00:56:36,870 --> 00:56:38,074
Behind you.

846
00:56:38,690 --> 00:56:40,740
<i>♪ Slow down, you crazy child ♪</i>

847
00:56:40,740 --> 00:56:44,740
<i>♪ You're so ambitious
For a juvenile ♪</i>

848
00:56:44,740 --> 00:56:46,740
<i>♪ But then, if you're so smart ♪</i>

849
00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:50,690
<i>♪ Tell me
Why are you still so afraid? ♪</i>

850
00:56:50,690 --> 00:56:52,740
<i>♪ Mmm ♪</i>

851
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:55,740
<i>♪ Where's the fire?
What's the hurry about? ♪</i>

852
00:56:55,740 --> 00:57:00,690
<i>♪ You'd better cool it off
Before you burn it out ♪</i>

853
00:57:00,690 --> 00:57:02,690
<i>♪ You got so much to do ♪</i>

854
00:57:02,690 --> 00:57:05,740
<i>♪ And only so many hours
In a day ♪</i>

855
00:57:05,740 --> 00:57:07,740
<i>♪ Hey, hey ♪</i>

856
00:57:07,740 --> 00:57:10,740
<i>♪ But you know
That when the truth is told ♪</i>

857
00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:12,740
<i>♪ That you can
Get what you want ♪</i>

858
00:57:12,740 --> 00:57:14,740
<i>♪ Or you can just get old ♪</i>

859
00:57:14,740 --> 00:57:17,690
<i>♪ You're gonna kick off ♪</i>

860
00:57:17,690 --> 00:57:20,690
<i>♪ Before you even get
Halfway through ♪</i>

861
00:57:20,690 --> 00:57:22,740
<i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>

862
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:25,690
<i>♪ When will you realize ♪</i>

863
00:57:25,690 --> 00:57:28,690
<i>♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪</i>

864
00:57:31,690 --> 00:57:34,690
<i>♪ Slow down, you're doing fine ♪</i>

865
00:57:34,690 --> 00:57:36,740
<i>♪ You can't be
Everything you want to be ♪</i>

866
00:57:36,740 --> 00:57:38,690
<i>♪ Before your time ♪</i>

867
00:57:38,690 --> 00:57:43,690
<i>♪ Although it's so romantic
On the borderline tonight ♪</i>

868
00:57:43,690 --> 00:57:46,700
<i>♪ Tonight ♪</i>

869
00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:49,700
<i>♪ Too bad
But it's the life you lead ♪</i>

870
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:52,700
<i>♪ You're so ahead of yourself ♪</i>

871
00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:53,750
<i>♪ That you forgot
What you need ♪</i>

872
00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:55,750
<i>♪ Though you can see
When you're wrong ♪</i>

873
00:57:55,750 --> 00:57:58,750
<i>♪ You know you can't always see
When you're right ♪</i>

874
00:57:58,750 --> 00:58:01,750
<i>♪ You're right ♪</i>

875
00:58:01,750 --> 00:58:04,750
<i>♪ You've got your passion
You've got your pride ♪</i>

876
00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:10,700
<i>♪ But don't you know
That only fools are satisfied? ♪</i>

877
00:58:12,100 --> 00:58:14,694
-Oh, it's good to be home.
-(THUMPING)

878
00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:18,750
<i>♪ When will you realize ♪</i>

879
00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:23,750
<i>♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪</i>

880
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,280
-Daddy.
-Jenna?

881
00:58:26,450 --> 00:58:28,880
What in the world?

882
00:58:29,820 --> 00:58:31,810
-Sweetheart.
-I missed you guys so much.

883
00:58:31,990 --> 00:58:34,390
Are you all right?

884
00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:43,700
<i>♪ Slow down, you crazy child ♪</i>

885
00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:45,700
<i>♪ And take the phone
Off the hook ♪</i>

886
00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:48,700
<i>♪ And disappear for a while ♪</i>

887
00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:49,750
<i>♪ It's all right ♪</i>

888
00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:53,700
<i>♪ You can afford to lose
A day or two ♪</i>

889
00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:54,730
<i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>

890
00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:57,750
<i>♪ When will you realize ♪</i>

891
00:58:57,750 --> 00:59:00,700
<i>♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪</i>

892
00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:06,750
<i>♪ And you know
That when the truth is told ♪</i>

893
00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:08,700
<i>♪ That you can
Get what you want ♪</i>

894
00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:10,750
<i>♪ Or you can just get old ♪</i>

895
00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:12,700
<i>♪ You're gonna kick off ♪</i>

896
00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:15,750
<i>♪ Before you even get
Halfway through ♪</i>

897
00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:17,750
<i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>

898
00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:20,750
<i>♪ Why don't you realize ♪</i>

899
00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:26,660
<i>♪ Vienna waits for you? ♪</i>

900
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,550
Mom.

901
00:59:41,190 --> 00:59:44,160
Do you ever wish you could go back...

902
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:45,950
like to another time?

903
00:59:46,130 --> 00:59:49,530
I wouldn't mind giving back
some of these wrinkles.

904
00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:52,460
Okay.

905
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:58,570
If you were given one do-over,
anything in your life, what would it be?

906
01:00:04,740 --> 01:00:06,510
Nothing.

907
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,710
-Really?
-Really.

908
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,370
But did you ever make
a big mistake?

909
01:00:12,550 --> 01:00:16,050
Or a huge one that could
change your life? What about that?

910
01:00:16,220 --> 01:00:18,950
Well, Jenna, I know
I made a lot of mistakes...

911
01:00:19,130 --> 01:00:21,650
but I don't regret
making any of them.

912
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,760
How come?

913
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:26,590
Because if I hadn't have
made them...

914
01:00:26,770 --> 01:00:29,700
I wouldn't have learned
how to make things right.

915
01:00:38,210 --> 01:00:41,010
I'm sorry I missed last Christmas.

916
01:01:21,950 --> 01:01:24,450
Carrie, I'm heading out, okay?

917
01:01:27,190 --> 01:01:29,090
I'm so exhausted.

918
01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:31,090
-Jenna's working late.
-She has been.

919
01:01:41,870 --> 01:01:43,870
-Hey.
-Hey.

920
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,710
I was gonna stop by your office.
I tried to call you a bunch of times.

921
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:51,840
-I didn't get any messages.
-I was in a hurry.

922
01:01:52,020 --> 01:01:54,280
But I did try to reach you.

923
01:01:54,450 --> 01:01:58,750
I actually wanted to talk to you
about this whole redesign thing.

924
01:01:58,930 --> 01:02:02,360
I hope you don't mind, but I've been
working on something on my own.

925
01:02:02,530 --> 01:02:05,330
It's really last-minute.

926
01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:09,200
-I hope you don't mind.
-No, of course not...

927
01:02:09,370 --> 01:02:11,840
because I'm doing the same thing.

928
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:27,380
-Hey, Jenna.
-Hey.

929
01:02:27,550 --> 01:02:30,420
Someone's got
a big photo shoot going on.

930
01:02:30,590 --> 01:02:32,290
-Yeah.
-What's happening?

931
01:02:32,460 --> 01:02:35,390
-Did you bring them?
-Oh, yeah, I got a few.

932
01:02:36,230 --> 01:02:38,060
-What are you doing?
-I'm hiring you.

933
01:02:38,230 --> 01:02:41,430
Actually, <i>Poise</i>
is hiring you for the week.

934
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,870
Here.

935
01:02:50,710 --> 01:02:53,300
This is the first half.
The rest when we finish.

936
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,850
I could really use this, but you
don't need to do me any favors.

937
01:02:57,020 --> 01:03:00,110
I'm asking you to do me a favor.
I love your work.

938
01:03:01,150 --> 01:03:02,920
I hope you'll do this with me.

939
01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:10,520
You know, I've seen your magazine.
My stuff is not your style at all.

940
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,820
Exactly.

941
01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:18,300
Who gets Francis?

942
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,319
There we go.
Okay, let's do it.

943
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,400
-(SCATTERED CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
-Up, up!

944
01:03:24,580 --> 01:03:27,270
-JENNA: Okay, everybody.
-Okay, everybody, climb up there.

945
01:03:27,450 --> 01:03:29,180
Lots of energy.

946
01:03:29,350 --> 01:03:32,780
-All right. Nice. You're the real deal.
-Keep up the flag.

947
01:03:32,950 --> 01:03:37,080
All right. Jenna, this is
your class of 2004.

948
01:03:37,260 --> 01:03:39,730
-All right, guys. Ready?
-(WIND MACHINE BLOWING)

949
01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:41,730
(LIZ PHAIR'S
WHY CAN'T I PLAYING)

950
01:03:49,970 --> 01:03:52,149
Very good. Very good.

951
01:03:52,173 --> 01:03:54,730
<i>♪ Get a load of me
Get a load of you ♪</i>

952
01:03:54,730 --> 01:03:58,730
<i>♪ Walking down the street
And I hardly know you ♪</i>

953
01:03:58,730 --> 01:04:02,730
<i>♪ It's just like we were
Meant to be ♪</i>

954
01:04:02,730 --> 01:04:06,680
<i>♪ Holding hands with you
And we're out at night ♪</i>

955
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:09,680
<i>♪ Got a girlfriend
You say it isn't right ♪</i>

956
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,730
<i>♪ Isn't right ♪</i>

957
01:04:11,730 --> 01:04:14,730
<i>♪ And I've got
Someone waiting too ♪</i>

958
01:04:14,730 --> 01:04:17,730
<i>♪ But this is
Just the beginning ♪</i>

959
01:04:17,730 --> 01:04:21,680
<i>♪ We're already wet
And we're gonna go swimming ♪</i>

960
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:26,740
<i>♪ Why can't I breathe
Whenever I think about you? ♪</i>

961
01:04:26,740 --> 01:04:33,690
<i>♪ Why can't I speak
Whenever I talk about you? ♪</i>

962
01:04:33,690 --> 01:04:34,740
<i>♪ It's inevitable ♪</i>

963
01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:37,740
<i>♪ It's a fact that we're
Gonna get down to it ♪</i>

964
01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:39,690
<i>♪ So tell me ♪</i>

965
01:04:39,690 --> 01:04:44,690
<i>♪ Why can't I breathe
Whenever I think about you? ♪</i>

966
01:04:44,690 --> 01:04:51,690
<i>♪ Why can't I speak
Whenever I talk about you? ♪</i>

967
01:04:51,690 --> 01:04:56,740
<i>♪ Why can't I breathe
Whenever I think about you? ♪</i>

968
01:04:56,740 --> 01:05:03,690
<i>♪ Why can't I speak
Whenever I think about you? ♪</i>

969
01:05:03,690 --> 01:05:07,690
<i>♪ Whenever I think about you ♪</i>

970
01:05:07,690 --> 01:05:09,690
(CHEERING)

971
01:05:09,690 --> 01:05:12,740
<i>♪ Whenever I think about you ♪</i>

972
01:05:20,460 --> 01:05:23,190
-They're beautiful.
-Yeah, they came out okay, huh?

973
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:24,730
-I think so.
-Yeah.

974
01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:27,530
-Do you?
-I do, yeah.

975
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,770
Yeah, it's getting late.
I should get home.

976
01:05:38,940 --> 01:05:41,040
It's getting pretty late here.

977
01:05:41,210 --> 01:05:44,210
You know what I wish I had
right now?

978
01:05:44,380 --> 01:05:46,150
No, what?

979
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,410
Razzles.

980
01:05:48,590 --> 01:05:50,610
Razzles?

981
01:05:50,790 --> 01:05:54,190
I haven't had Razzles...

982
01:05:55,230 --> 01:05:57,060
-in 15 years.
-Remember...

983
01:05:57,230 --> 01:05:59,990
-they're both a candy and a gum.
-That's incredible.

984
01:06:00,170 --> 01:06:03,430
I can't believe they had them.
Okay, don't waste a minute.

985
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:06,570
It's been a long time. Careful.

986
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:09,700
Yeah.

987
01:06:10,670 --> 01:06:11,720
(CHUCKLES)

988
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:13,910
What are you laughing at?

989
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,640
I don't know.

990
01:06:15,820 --> 01:06:19,840
Life. Timing. Being here with you,
eating Razzles.

991
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:27,460
I've had a really great time
working with you this week.

992
01:06:27,630 --> 01:06:28,920
-Me too.
-And everything.

993
01:06:29,090 --> 01:06:30,720
Yeah.

994
01:06:32,930 --> 01:06:34,490
Hey, Matty.

995
01:06:35,630 --> 01:06:37,900
Tell me something.

996
01:06:38,070 --> 01:06:40,160
What color is my tongue?

997
01:06:40,340 --> 01:06:42,600
-What?
-What color is my tongue?

998
01:06:42,780 --> 01:06:44,740
It's red. I don't know. Red.

999
01:06:44,910 --> 01:06:47,070
Red red? Or tongue red?

1000
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,480
Razzle red.

1001
01:06:49,650 --> 01:06:51,140
-Show me yours.
-What?

1002
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:54,180
-Your tongue. I showed you mine.
-I'm not showing you.

1003
01:06:54,350 --> 01:06:56,380
Show me your tongue.
I showed you mine.

1004
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:59,720
-I didn't ask to see yours.
-Matty, I need to see your tongue.

1005
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,190
Razzle red.

1006
01:07:07,830 --> 01:07:09,770
You wanna know a secret?

1007
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,870
Yeah.

1008
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,370
You're the sweetest guy
I've ever known.

1009
01:07:20,350 --> 01:07:22,510
I bet I can still beat you off the jump.

1010
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,840
Whoever goes the furthest,
the other owes a drink.

1011
01:07:29,020 --> 01:07:31,180
-An Orange Julius.
-Upping the stakes.

1012
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,420
And dinner Friday night at 8:00...

1013
01:07:34,590 --> 01:07:37,060
at the 24th Street Diner...

1014
01:07:37,230 --> 01:07:39,355
to celebrate our redesign
being chosen.

1015
01:07:39,970 --> 01:07:43,191
-Deal. One.
-(LAUGHING)

1016
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,260
-Two.
-Two.

1017
01:07:47,270 --> 01:07:49,000
-Three!
-Three!

1018
01:07:52,140 --> 01:07:53,540
Are you okay?

1019
01:07:53,710 --> 01:07:55,840
I should've tucked and rolled.

1020
01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:57,640
I'm getting old.

1021
01:07:57,820 --> 01:07:59,810
No, you're not,
because that means I am.

1022
01:07:59,990 --> 01:08:01,420
Well?

1023
01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:08,960
-Hey.
-Yeah?

1024
01:08:09,130 --> 01:08:11,100
You got arm hair.

1025
01:08:12,730 --> 01:08:15,330
It's never quite got
that reaction before.

1026
01:08:48,970 --> 01:08:51,060
JENNA: <i>It was like
it wasn't even me.</i>

1027
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,200
<i>Like I had just...</i>

1028
01:08:53,370 --> 01:08:56,710
<i>watched us down below, kissing.</i>

1029
01:08:58,180 --> 01:09:00,940
Then I just floated home on a cloud.

1030
01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:05,720
That is so romantic.

1031
01:09:09,150 --> 01:09:11,280
-Look.
-You've got goose bumps.

1032
01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:14,090
I totally know. They won't go away.

1033
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:16,490
Do you love him?

1034
01:09:16,660 --> 01:09:18,530
Duh.

1035
01:09:19,230 --> 01:09:20,960
When will you see him again?

1036
01:09:21,130 --> 01:09:23,690
I don't know, actually.
I don't know if I can.

1037
01:09:23,870 --> 01:09:27,200
-What? Why?
-It's complicated.

1038
01:09:27,370 --> 01:09:29,500
It's a grownup thing.

1039
01:09:30,780 --> 01:09:33,770
Well, at least you have
someone to dream about.

1040
01:09:33,950 --> 01:09:36,880
Guys don't wanna jump your bones
when you're a metal-mouth.

1041
01:09:37,050 --> 01:09:40,140
What is that attitude?
We are young.

1042
01:09:41,150 --> 01:09:45,020
Heartache to heartache, we stand.

1043
01:09:45,190 --> 01:09:48,650
Love is a battlefield.

1044
01:09:50,690 --> 01:09:51,690
ALL: Wow.

1045
01:09:51,690 --> 01:09:53,740
(PAT BENATAR'S
LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD PLAYING)

1046
01:09:53,740 --> 01:09:55,740
<i>♪ We are young ♪</i>

1047
01:09:55,740 --> 01:10:01,690
<i>♪ Heartache to heartache
We stand ♪</i>

1048
01:10:01,690 --> 01:10:02,690
<i>♪ No promises ♪</i>

1049
01:10:02,690 --> 01:10:06,690
<i>♪ No demands ♪</i>

1050
01:10:06,690 --> 01:10:08,740
<i>♪ Love is a battlefield ♪</i>

1051
01:10:14,690 --> 01:10:17,690
<i>♪ We are strong ♪</i>

1052
01:10:17,690 --> 01:10:21,690
<i>♪ No one can tell us
We're wrong ♪</i>

1053
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:24,630
But I like it like this,
with freckle girl and the dog.

1054
01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:28,420
-These photos are unbelievable, Jen.
-Okay, here's the dog.

1055
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:31,330
-Francis is the dog's name.
-Okay. What do you think?

1056
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:35,940
Well, I think I'm gonna start reading
<i>Poise</i> for the first time in my life.

1057
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:55,220
MATT: Nah, I got a place
I rent in Brooklyn.

1058
01:10:55,660 --> 01:11:00,120
That'll work? All right,
I'll see you then. Bye-bye.

1059
01:11:04,140 --> 01:11:08,000
Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you--

1060
01:11:08,170 --> 01:11:10,940
Wendy. I thought you were
flying in tomorrow.

1061
01:11:11,110 --> 01:11:13,700
What, are you expecting
someone else?

1062
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:15,740
No. Hi.

1063
01:11:15,910 --> 01:11:17,850
I wanna take you to lunch. Hungry?

1064
01:11:18,020 --> 01:11:21,420
Yeah, yeah. What a surprise.

1065
01:11:21,590 --> 01:11:23,150
Okay, where do you...?

1066
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,650
-How was your flight?
-It was good.

1067
01:11:25,820 --> 01:11:28,690
WENDY: <i>You can take pictures of
vitamin bottles anywhere.</i>

1068
01:11:28,860 --> 01:11:32,060
And I was just thinking that we
should try to resolve this now.

1069
01:11:32,230 --> 01:11:37,190
Instead of being a commuter couple
during our first year of marriage.

1070
01:11:38,870 --> 01:11:40,570
What?

1071
01:11:40,740 --> 01:11:42,710
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1072
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:45,440
Could you...? I missed that.

1073
01:11:46,710 --> 01:11:48,810
-Arlene, do you have any more--?
-Jenna.

1074
01:11:49,410 --> 01:11:52,280
My balls, excuse my French,
are in an iron vice.

1075
01:11:52,450 --> 01:11:56,220
Corporate are twisting like a bunch
of dominatrixes on steroids.

1076
01:11:56,390 --> 01:11:59,720
Now Lucy's presenting her own
redesign. Tell me what's going on.

1077
01:11:59,890 --> 01:12:02,290
What is going on is you
will have more choices.

1078
01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:06,360
All respect to Lucy, I'm more anxious
to know what you're working on.

1079
01:12:06,530 --> 01:12:08,560
-Thank you.
-I'm not complimenting you...

1080
01:12:08,730 --> 01:12:10,290
I'm trying to pressure you.

1081
01:12:10,470 --> 01:12:13,230
How long until your balls
get totally squished?

1082
01:12:13,410 --> 01:12:16,240
Hopefully never. I'm really rather
attached to my balls.

1083
01:12:16,410 --> 01:12:17,967
Can they hang in there till 5?

1084
01:12:17,991 --> 01:12:18,700
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

1085
01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:21,580
Jenna, you are not yourself
at the moment.

1086
01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:26,080
Since when do you keep me out of
the loop? I'm really freaking out here.

1087
01:12:26,250 --> 01:12:29,120
-The rest of the prints are ready.
-Goody. Hang in there.

1088
01:12:29,290 --> 01:12:31,220
Does nobody listen
to a word I say?

1089
01:12:31,390 --> 01:12:33,830
Arlene, aren't you coming?

1090
01:12:33,990 --> 01:12:37,390
Oh, you're invited, are you?
Okay, bye-bye.

1091
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:40,090
Oh, no, excuse me.
Go ahead.

1092
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,970
You know, what am I?
I'm just the...

1093
01:12:43,140 --> 01:12:46,940
editor in chief. Whatever.

1094
01:12:47,110 --> 01:12:51,410
We've gotta go to 23rd, please,
between 5th and 6th.

1095
01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:55,070
-It's 29 West 23rd.
-You got it, lady.

1096
01:12:55,250 --> 01:13:00,650
LUCY: The new and improved <i>Poise</i>
will explore the last frontier.

1097
01:13:00,820 --> 01:13:03,410
It will go heroin chic one better.

1098
01:13:03,590 --> 01:13:05,180
It will OD.

1099
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:08,160
It will kill.

1100
01:13:08,330 --> 01:13:11,490
Cause of death? Chicness.

1101
01:13:11,660 --> 01:13:17,000
The new <i>Poise</i> will go farther than
any fashion magazine ever before.

1102
01:13:17,170 --> 01:13:20,300
It will be deadly serious.

1103
01:13:20,470 --> 01:13:23,000
Fashion suicide.

1104
01:13:26,710 --> 01:13:28,770
So, what do you think?

1105
01:13:32,660 --> 01:13:33,710
(MURMURING)

1106
01:13:33,710 --> 01:13:35,710
WOMAN:
She's crazy.

1107
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:40,650
Thank you, sir.

1108
01:13:40,830 --> 01:13:43,590
-How much time do we have?
-We have two minutes. Hurry.

1109
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,000
Jeez. Such a bitch.

1110
01:14:01,510 --> 01:14:03,500
I know this is different.

1111
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:06,280
I mean, from anything
we've ever done.

1112
01:14:06,450 --> 01:14:11,120
And I know you might hate it
and think I'm completely crazy.

1113
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:14,860
But I won't care, even if I get fired.

1114
01:14:15,030 --> 01:14:19,830
And I don't mean that disrespectfully,
it's just that I've realized something.

1115
01:14:22,030 --> 01:14:24,200
Who are these women?

1116
01:14:24,370 --> 01:14:26,060
Does anyone know?

1117
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:28,800
I don't recognize any of them.

1118
01:14:33,710 --> 01:14:35,770
I wanna see...

1119
01:14:35,950 --> 01:14:39,080
my best friend's big sister...

1120
01:14:40,990 --> 01:14:43,650
and the girls from the
soccer team.

1121
01:14:44,190 --> 01:14:46,390
My next-door neighbor.

1122
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:49,890
Real women who are smart and pretty
and happy to be who they are.

1123
01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:52,500
These are the women
to look up to.

1124
01:14:57,370 --> 01:15:00,530
Let's put life back
into the magazine.

1125
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:05,340
And fun and laughter and silliness.

1126
01:15:06,580 --> 01:15:11,520
I think we all-- I think all of us
wanna feel something...

1127
01:15:12,580 --> 01:15:15,920
that we've forgotten
or turned our backs on.

1128
01:15:16,820 --> 01:15:21,090
Because maybe we didn't realize
how much we were leaving behind.

1129
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:30,860
We need to remember
what used to be good.

1130
01:15:37,940 --> 01:15:39,880
If we don't...

1131
01:15:40,050 --> 01:15:44,000
we won't recognize it
even if it hits us between the eyes.

1132
01:15:47,450 --> 01:15:49,280
I just...

1133
01:15:52,490 --> 01:15:54,960
Bravo!

1134
01:15:59,130 --> 01:16:01,600
Brilliant.

1135
01:16:03,570 --> 01:16:08,060
We will present this to corporate
first thing tomorrow morning.

1136
01:16:12,710 --> 01:16:16,440
-So who's this mystery photographer?
-Matt Flamhaff.

1137
01:16:16,620 --> 01:16:18,550
Is he Arthur or Martha?

1138
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:20,380
Matt. He's Matt.

1139
01:16:20,550 --> 01:16:24,080
No, no. Is he gay?

1140
01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:26,620
Are you gay?

1141
01:17:36,930 --> 01:17:38,900
<i>-City and listing?</i>
-Manhattan.

1142
01:17:39,060 --> 01:17:41,267
<i>Sparkle</i> magazine on Park Avenue.

1143
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,340
<i>(RINGING)</i>

1144
01:17:43,364 --> 01:17:45,730
-RECEPTIONIST: <i>Sparkle Magazine.</i>
-Trish Sackett, please.

1145
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:03,180
Jenna, I'm sorry to barge in on you like this,
but I really have to talk to you--

1146
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:05,880
Hey, Beaver.

1147
01:18:06,060 --> 01:18:08,720
I mean Matt. I'm sorry.

1148
01:18:08,890 --> 01:18:10,420
Old habits die hard, you know.

1149
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:11,860
Fine. Is Jenna around?

1150
01:18:12,030 --> 01:18:15,400
Are you here about your photos?

1151
01:18:16,130 --> 01:18:18,830
No, actually, I'm not.

1152
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,060
I guess I should just tell you...

1153
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:24,500
that Jenna's decided to go
in a different direction...

1154
01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:28,870
with a more established
photographer.

1155
01:18:29,050 --> 01:18:34,750
She's gonna use the guy who shoots
the official photos of her sweetie pie.

1156
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:38,580
So don't take it personally,
because there's just a little bias.

1157
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:42,280
I'm sorry to be so honest
with you, because...

1158
01:18:42,460 --> 01:18:45,120
I think your pictures
are really cute.

1159
01:18:45,300 --> 01:18:47,060
It was nice talking to you.

1160
01:18:47,230 --> 01:18:50,960
Hey, Matt. While I've got you here,
do you wanna sign a general release?

1161
01:18:51,140 --> 01:18:53,430
Maybe we can use your
pictures in a catalog.

1162
01:18:53,610 --> 01:18:55,400
Fine.

1163
01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:58,870
Hi.

1164
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:02,170
-Jenny, right?
-Jenna.

1165
01:20:03,210 --> 01:20:04,440
I was looking for Matt.

1166
01:20:04,610 --> 01:20:07,980
I wanted to tell him some really great
news about his photographs.

1167
01:20:08,150 --> 01:20:09,380
Everybody loved them.

1168
01:20:09,550 --> 01:20:13,250
That's great. I'll tell him when he gets
back. He's out getting his tux.

1169
01:20:13,420 --> 01:20:16,250
-His tux?
-I know. Men.

1170
01:20:16,420 --> 01:20:18,150
Everything's the last minute.

1171
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:20,690
I mean, hello. We're getting
married tomorrow.

1172
01:20:20,860 --> 01:20:25,260
This'll be the cutest little backyard
wedding since I don't know when.

1173
01:20:25,460 --> 01:20:28,400
-Congratulations.
-Thanks. I'll tell Matt you stopped by.

1174
01:20:28,570 --> 01:20:30,760
-Okay.
-Bye.

1175
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:45,010
JENNA: We wanna feel something again
that we've forgotten.

1176
01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:48,590
Because we didn't stop to notice
how much we were leaving behind.

1177
01:20:49,420 --> 01:20:53,700
-We need to remember what used to be good.
-(KNOCKING)

1178
01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:57,896
You ready?

1179
01:20:58,683 --> 01:20:59,750
(SIGHS)

1180
01:21:00,100 --> 01:21:02,000
The meeting's cancelled, Jenna.

1181
01:21:02,170 --> 01:21:03,790
What, until tomorrow?

1182
01:21:03,970 --> 01:21:05,440
It's over.

1183
01:21:07,070 --> 01:21:08,700
It's over?

1184
01:21:09,940 --> 01:21:11,880
Lucy...

1185
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:15,240
She took all your designs
to <i>Sparkle.</i> Everything.

1186
01:21:15,410 --> 01:21:17,470
She's their new editor in chief.

1187
01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:20,210
Your photos showed up
in <i>Sparkle Online</i> last night.

1188
01:21:20,390 --> 01:21:22,110
They're in outdoor ads everywhere.

1189
01:21:22,290 --> 01:21:24,450
She can't take Matt's pictures.
Those belong to us.

1190
01:21:24,620 --> 01:21:27,850
-She can't do it!
-She can, and she is.

1191
01:21:28,030 --> 01:21:30,520
She got him to sign this.

1192
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:38,590
Lucy, you stole Matt's pictures.

1193
01:21:39,140 --> 01:21:42,400
Oh, which one do you wanna be
today, the pot or the kettle?

1194
01:21:42,570 --> 01:21:44,670
If you don't mind,
I'd like to be the pot.

1195
01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:47,870
Maybe the kettle. It doesn't really matter.
They're both black.

1196
01:21:48,050 --> 01:21:51,570
-What are you talking about?
-I found this in your office yesterday.

1197
01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:54,220
Does it look familiar?
It has your name on it.

1198
01:21:54,390 --> 01:21:57,520
-You went through my things?
-Oh, give me a break.

1199
01:21:57,690 --> 01:22:00,350
How horrible. How terrible.
I can't believe I did it.

1200
01:22:00,530 --> 01:22:01,960
What is this?

1201
01:22:02,130 --> 01:22:05,150
You can wipe off the "Bambi
watching her mother get shot...

1202
01:22:05,330 --> 01:22:08,230
"and strapped to the back of a van"
look from your face.

1203
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,460
I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday.

1204
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:13,730
It's okay, Jenna. I know all about
your little deal.

1205
01:22:13,910 --> 01:22:15,900
It's a sweet little deal, actually.

1206
01:22:16,070 --> 01:22:18,770
Editor in chief if you help them
hit a million copies?

1207
01:22:18,940 --> 01:22:20,810
-So you'd give them tips.
-Oh, my God.

1208
01:22:20,980 --> 01:22:24,880
Not bad. I just wish I would
have thought of it.

1209
01:22:25,050 --> 01:22:27,810
-Oh, no.
-Oh, yes.

1210
01:22:27,990 --> 01:22:31,150
Only, now I'm taking your job,
you stay here with the magazine...

1211
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,420
you single-handedly flushed
down the toilet.

1212
01:22:33,890 --> 01:22:35,420
What about Matt?

1213
01:22:35,590 --> 01:22:37,960
Why did he sign this?
What did you say to him?

1214
01:22:38,130 --> 01:22:40,290
Let's see. I think that I told him...

1215
01:22:40,470 --> 01:22:43,370
you had decided to go
in a different direction.

1216
01:22:43,740 --> 01:22:45,500
Which you are now.

1217
01:22:47,610 --> 01:22:52,630
I might have told him something else,
too, but I just can't remember.

1218
01:24:05,220 --> 01:24:09,020
George Washington Bridge,
New Jersey.

1219
01:24:20,270 --> 01:24:21,600
Jenna.

1220
01:24:21,770 --> 01:24:24,630
-Jenna Rink.
-Yeah?

1221
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:27,346
-Chris Grandy.
-(LAUGHING)

1222
01:24:27,370 --> 01:24:29,470
So, what are you doing?
Are you married?

1223
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:33,270
Because if you're single,
I definitely want a number.

1224
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:34,740
We could get together.

1225
01:24:34,910 --> 01:24:36,610
I'm still living at home--

1226
01:24:36,780 --> 01:24:38,840
-Come on, Grandy! Come on.
-Holy Christ!

1227
01:24:38,864 --> 01:24:43,320
-("JESSIE'S GIRL" PLAYING ON RADIO)
-This is the tune we first tangled tongues to.

1228
01:24:43,490 --> 01:24:45,820
What's the dude who sings this?

1229
01:24:45,990 --> 01:24:49,290
-Rick Springsteen.
-It's Springfield, Grandy.

1230
01:24:49,460 --> 01:24:51,120
I'm out of here.

1231
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:53,581
I thought you wanted my number.

1232
01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:56,670
<i>♪ She's watching him
With those eyes ♪</i>

1233
01:24:56,670 --> 01:24:59,670
<i>♪ And she's loving him
With that body ♪</i>

1234
01:24:59,670 --> 01:25:00,730
<i>♪ I just know it ♪</i>

1235
01:25:00,730 --> 01:25:03,680
<i>♪ Yeah, and he's holding her
In his arms ♪</i>

1236
01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:05,730
<i>♪ Late at night ♪</i>

1237
01:25:05,730 --> 01:25:09,730
<i>♪ You know, I wish
That I had Jessie's girl ♪</i>

1238
01:25:09,730 --> 01:25:14,680
<i>♪ Where can I find
A woman like that? ♪</i>

1239
01:25:19,290 --> 01:25:21,190
I'll take these.

1240
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:24,600
Good afternoon.

1241
01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:28,060
You remember, Wayne.

1242
01:25:28,230 --> 01:25:31,860
It was with the Flamhaffs
at San Ysidro Ranch.

1243
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,770
San Ysidro Ranch.

1244
01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:39,900
It's so pretty. It's perfect.
It looks great.

1245
01:25:54,430 --> 01:25:56,660
Hi.

1246
01:25:56,830 --> 01:25:58,420
Hey.

1247
01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:08,140
I don't know what Lucy said to you
about me, but I want you to know...

1248
01:26:08,310 --> 01:26:11,170
that whoever that was she
was talking about...

1249
01:26:11,980 --> 01:26:14,000
wasn't me.

1250
01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:18,340
It doesn't matter what Lucy said.

1251
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:22,320
I stopped trusting her after she stole
my Pop Rocks in the third grade.

1252
01:26:24,190 --> 01:26:25,880
Matt.

1253
01:26:27,860 --> 01:26:33,260
I am not the awful person
that I know that I was.

1254
01:26:33,430 --> 01:26:35,700
I don't even know that person.

1255
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,830
And I'd like to believe...

1256
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:43,700
I have to believe
that if you knew that...

1257
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:47,940
if in your heart, you really,
really knew that...

1258
01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:51,810
you wouldn't be getting ready
to marry someone now.

1259
01:26:51,980 --> 01:26:55,680
Unless that someone were me.

1260
01:27:08,170 --> 01:27:12,000
Jenna, I'm not gonna lie to you.

1261
01:27:14,540 --> 01:27:17,030
I have felt things...

1262
01:27:17,210 --> 01:27:19,510
these past few weeks...

1263
01:27:20,650 --> 01:27:23,950
that I didn't know I could
feel anymore.

1264
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:28,880
But I have realized
in these past few days...

1265
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:34,150
you can't just turn back time.

1266
01:27:35,730 --> 01:27:38,090
Why not?

1267
01:27:38,260 --> 01:27:39,890
I moved on.

1268
01:27:40,060 --> 01:27:41,460
You moved on.

1269
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:45,060
We've gone down different paths
for so long.

1270
01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:47,930
We made choices.

1271
01:27:48,110 --> 01:27:50,940
I chose Wendy.

1272
01:27:52,780 --> 01:27:55,580
That's her family down there.

1273
01:27:56,180 --> 01:27:58,810
We care about each other,
you know?

1274
01:28:00,690 --> 01:28:05,180
You don't always get the dream
house, but you get awfully close.

1275
01:28:09,130 --> 01:28:11,460
Please don't cry, Jenna.

1276
01:28:11,630 --> 01:28:14,530
Oh, I'll be fine, I promise.

1277
01:28:44,900 --> 01:28:46,920
Matty, can I have it?

1278
01:28:47,100 --> 01:28:48,760
Please?

1279
01:28:48,930 --> 01:28:51,230
-You're not gonna whip it at me?
-No.

1280
01:28:58,910 --> 01:29:02,210
Look, I won't have you be late.
Just go.

1281
01:29:02,680 --> 01:29:06,140
Go on. I'm fine. I'm just crying
because I'm happy.

1282
01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:09,380
I want you to be so, so happy.

1283
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:14,050
I love you, Matt.

1284
01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:19,190
You're my best friend.

1285
01:29:21,830 --> 01:29:24,000
Jenna, I...

1286
01:29:25,170 --> 01:29:27,700
I've always loved you.

1287
01:29:58,700 --> 01:30:01,710
(PACHELBEL'S
CANON IN D PLAYING)

1288
01:31:12,710 --> 01:31:15,710
(MADONNA'S
CRAZY FOR YOU PLAYING)

1289
01:31:15,710 --> 01:31:19,710
<i>♪ I never wanted anyone
Like this ♪</i>

1290
01:31:19,710 --> 01:31:22,660
<i>♪ It's all brand new ♪</i>

1291
01:31:22,660 --> 01:31:25,660
<i>♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪</i>

1292
01:31:25,660 --> 01:31:29,953
<i>♪ I'm crazy for you ♪</i>

1293
01:31:30,130 --> 01:31:33,060
Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.

1294
01:31:34,710 --> 01:31:39,710
<i>♪ Trying hard
To control my heart ♪</i>

1295
01:31:39,710 --> 01:31:44,008
<i>♪ I walk over to where you are ♪</i>

1296
01:31:44,110 --> 01:31:45,970
Matty.

1297
01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:51,720
<i>♪ Eye to eye
We need no words at all ♪</i>

1298
01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:55,180
You really know what you're doing.

1299
01:31:55,750 --> 01:31:57,980
Come on.

1300
01:31:59,120 --> 01:32:01,850
-Sorry, I forgot my scarf.
-You know what?

1301
01:32:02,030 --> 01:32:06,190
You can be the pot and kettle
all by yourself from now on, biatch.

1302
01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:07,800
Come on, Matt.

1303
01:32:07,970 --> 01:32:10,200
-What did you call me?
-We're gonna be late.

1304
01:32:10,370 --> 01:32:12,230
-For what?
-You'll see.

1305
01:32:12,670 --> 01:32:14,720
<i>♪ If you read my mind ♪</i>

1306
01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:16,720
<i>♪ You'll see I'm crazy for you ♪</i>

1307
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:17,720
(APPLAUSE)

1308
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:22,670
<i>♪ Touch me once
And you'll know it's true ♪</i>

1309
01:32:22,670 --> 01:32:27,670
<i>♪ I never wanted anyone
Like this ♪</i>

1310
01:32:27,670 --> 01:32:29,720
<i>♪ It's all brand new ♪</i>

1311
01:32:29,720 --> 01:32:31,720
<i>♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪</i>

1312
01:32:31,720 --> 01:32:35,670
<i>♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪</i>

1313
01:32:35,670 --> 01:32:38,670
<i>♪ Because I'm crazy for you ♪</i>

1314
01:32:38,670 --> 01:32:42,720
<i>♪ Touch me once
And you'll know it's true ♪</i>

1315
01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:46,720
<i>♪ I never wanted anyone
Like this ♪</i>

1316
01:32:46,720 --> 01:32:48,720
<i>♪ It's all brand new ♪</i>

1317
01:32:48,720 --> 01:32:53,670
<i>♪ You'll feel it in my kiss ♪</i>

1318
01:32:53,670 --> 01:32:56,720
<i>♪ I'm crazy for you ♪</i>

1319
01:33:05,760 --> 01:33:07,660
A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff?

1320
01:33:07,830 --> 01:33:10,190
Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff.

1321
01:33:29,730 --> 01:33:31,680
{\an8}(PAT BENATAR'S "LOVE
IS A BATTLEFIELD" PLAYING)

1322
01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:41,680
{\an8}<i>♪ We are young ♪</i>

1323
01:33:41,680 --> 01:33:46,680
{\an8}<i>♪ Heartache to heartache
We stand ♪</i>

1324
01:33:46,680 --> 01:33:48,680
{\an8}<i>♪ No promises ♪</i>

1325
01:33:48,680 --> 01:33:52,680
{\an8}<i>♪ No demands ♪</i>

1326
01:33:52,680 --> 01:33:55,680
{\an8}<i>♪ Love is a battlefield ♪</i>

1327
01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:57,730
{\an8}<i>♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪</i>

1328
01:33:57,730 --> 01:33:59,730
{\an8}<i>♪ Whoa ♪</i>

1329
01:33:59,730 --> 01:34:02,730
{\an8}<i>♪ We are strong ♪</i>

1330
01:34:02,730 --> 01:34:07,730
{\an8}<i>♪ No one can tell us
We're wrong ♪</i>

1331
01:34:07,730 --> 01:34:13,680
{\an8}<i>♪ Searching our hearts
For so long ♪</i>

1332
01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:15,680
{\an8}<i>♪ Both of us knowing ♪</i>

1333
01:34:18,730 --> 01:34:21,680
{\an8}<i>♪ Love is a battlefield ♪</i>

1334
01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:34,680
{\an8}<i>♪ You're begging me to go ♪</i>

1335
01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:37,680
{\an8}<i>♪ You're making me stay ♪</i>

1336
01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:42,680
{\an8}<i>♪ Why do you hurt me so bad? ♪</i>

1337
01:34:42,680 --> 01:34:45,680
{\an8}<i>♪ It would help me to know ♪</i>

1338
01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:47,730
{\an8}<i>♪ Do I stand in your way ♪</i>

1339
01:34:47,730 --> 01:34:52,730
{\an8}<i>♪ Or am I
The best thing you've had? ♪</i>

1340
01:34:52,730 --> 01:34:58,680
{\an8}<i>♪ Believe me, believe me
I can't tell you why ♪</i>

1341
01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:04,690
{\an8}<i>♪ But I'm trapped by your love
And I'm chained to your side ♪</i>

1342
01:35:08,740 --> 01:35:11,690
{\an8}<i>♪ We are young ♪</i>

1343
01:35:11,690 --> 01:35:16,690
{\an8}<i>♪ Heartache to heartache
We stand ♪</i>

1344
01:35:16,690 --> 01:35:18,740
{\an8}<i>♪ No promises ♪</i>

1345
01:35:18,740 --> 01:35:22,690
{\an8}<i>♪ No demands ♪</i>

1346
01:35:22,690 --> 01:35:24,740
{\an8}<i>♪ Love is a battlefield ♪</i>

1347
01:35:29,740 --> 01:35:32,740
{\an8}<i>♪ We are strong ♪</i>

1348
01:35:32,740 --> 01:35:37,740
{\an8}<i>♪ No one can tell us
We're wrong ♪</i>

1349
01:35:37,740 --> 01:35:43,690
{\an8}<i>♪ Searching our hearts
For so long ♪</i>

1350
01:35:43,690 --> 01:35:44,740
{\an8}<i>♪ Both of us knowing ♪</i>

1351
01:35:49,690 --> 01:35:51,690
{\an8}<i>♪ Love is a battlefield ♪</i>

1352
01:36:02,690 --> 01:36:04,690
{\an8}<i>♪ We're losing control ♪</i>

1353
01:36:04,690 --> 01:36:07,690
{\an8}<i>♪ Will you turn me away ♪</i>

1354
01:36:07,690 --> 01:36:12,690
{\an8}<i>♪ Or touch me deep inside? ♪</i>

1355
01:36:12,690 --> 01:36:14,740
{\an8}<i>♪ And when all this gets old ♪</i>

1356
01:36:14,740 --> 01:36:17,740
{\an8}<i>♪ Will it still feel the same? ♪</i>

1357
01:36:17,740 --> 01:36:22,740
{\an8}<i>♪ There's no way this will die ♪</i>

1358
01:36:22,740 --> 01:36:25,740
{\an8}<i>♪ But if we get much closer ♪</i>

1359
01:36:25,740 --> 01:36:28,690
{\an8}<i>♪ I could lose control ♪</i>

1360
01:36:28,690 --> 01:36:31,690
{\an8}<i>♪ And if your heart surrenders ♪</i>

1361
01:36:31,690 --> 01:36:34,690
{\an8}<i>♪ You'll need me to hold ♪</i>

1362
01:36:59,750 --> 01:37:02,750
{\an8}(JENNA AND KIDS SINGING ALONG)
<i>♪ We are young ♪</i>

1363
01:37:02,750 --> 01:37:07,750
{\an8}<i>♪ Heartache to heartache
We stand ♪</i>

1364
01:37:07,750 --> 01:37:10,700
{\an8}<i>♪ No promises ♪</i>

1365
01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:13,700
{\an8}<i>♪ No demands ♪</i>

1366
01:37:13,700 --> 01:37:16,700
{\an8}<i>♪ Love is a battlefield ♪</i>

1367
01:37:20,750 --> 01:37:23,750
{\an8}<i>♪ We are strong ♪</i>

1368
01:37:23,750 --> 01:37:29,700
{\an8}<i>♪ No one can tell us
We're wrong ♪</i>

1369
01:37:29,700 --> 01:37:34,700
{\an8}<i>♪ Searching our hearts
For so long ♪</i>

1370
01:37:34,700 --> 01:37:36,700
{\an8}<i>♪ Both of us knowing ♪</i>

1371
01:37:36,700 --> 01:37:39,750
{\an8}(LAUGHING)

1372
01:37:39,750 --> 01:37:43,700
{\an8}<i>♪ Love is a battlefield ♪</i>